BOSS.........

A sales rep, an administration clerk,
and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ' I ' ll give each of
you just one wish.. '
' Me first! Me first! ' says the admin
clerk. ' I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in
the world. '
Puff! She ' s gone.

' Me next! Me next! ' says the sales
rep. ' I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse,
an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life. '

Puff! He ' s gone.

' OK, you ' re up, ' the Genie says to
the manager.
The manager says, ' I want those two
back in the office after lunch. '

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
&nb! sp;