The Best way to enter Man's Heart

The way into a man's heart:  a woman being her true feminine self (and doing what comes naturally).

Phew. lot has happend during my absence.

cant u guys allow us to have lunch.. hmmmmm QL is v v fast indeed

lipstick has found one and fatima has to decide between smokey and the rest of them... keep it up guys and lets see who gets the 1st date with her..

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Nah man im not up for any kind of indian or pakistani food, not my type, I am anti spice.  

It's always the small things that make big differences.

lol xonic.. its typical south indian food...to eat that food in that leaf.. well try it.. i have tried it and its like a mission.. LOL

lol thexonic differents blokes different strokes i say :) btw i always thought it was No Way Jose (pronounced in espaniol) who's Hozay? 

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BTw i just noticed the first pic is definetly not the way to enter my heart NO WAY HOZAY. 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

Gypsy G is just an angry Ex wife, she just wants me for herself! pay no attention to her..there's plenty of smokey boy to go around :)

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Harsha, QL is not a dating site, its a very decent site to have fun :P  

It's always the small things that make big differences.

gypsy.. i think he is the lookout for the 5th one.. lol...

;-D

cheerz to all d gud ppl around..

smoke got 4 wives and 12 children... lol he cant handle more

we must follow and respect the rules always and in any situation

if no......

we all know what will happen

;-)

well QL is a dating site.. also a realtor site.. and wat not.. we guys can think its a plus point now.. lol.. well smoke.. i wonder.. u really lukin for a date in here?

You can't teach experience...

eggactly its not like we entertain all the "i'm looking for girlfriend" kinda threads nor the "I give massages at doorstep"  so all in all we are good people following the rules in QL...:)

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and it is nothing bad if some lonely hearts are looking for someone

hehe QL has become the Area 51 site of dating..we know its there we know whats happening but no one wants to admit it.

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On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

(Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

Nono fatima, u might be wrong over there.. I cannot stand dumb girls. I like girls who are brave, strong on the inside and can defend herself. I hate girls who pretend like britney spears and the girls who are confused or are not confident. 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

QL will remain wat it is... a few comments wont make a difference..

apology

it is only a social and helping side.ok then.

peace

Did you sell your gold ? Did you get good price?

... now you want to take the gold

Such kind of comments never goes in fav of this site. gives a bad image.

so better edit it. its not a dating site its a social and helping site.

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I thought its you, you were the one who wanted to stick to her.. ooopz to her buddy list..lol

ok so happy datings then may the best hunter win

:-/

You can't teach experience...

and and and and who is HE

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anyway, peoples... was great to chat. smoke thanks for the argue (altho i suck at it) have to get back to work.... till tmorw..... 

"eat, drink and be merry"

gypsy.. all guys wish for that.. hehe..

for a moment i forgot i m taken....

thanks for the reminder...GG...

a pack of smokes.. about 6-8 riyal..

yes, we'll get along just FINE!! lol, can you answer my question about the price of smokes in Qatar?

if a girl is not as intellectual as you (which is harldy the case) she will laugh at your joke even if she desnt undertsand it.... :P

"eat, drink and be merry"

hey khanan...what are you doing here competing with smokey...

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Oh fatima we already have one thing in common SMOKES..i think we'll get along just fine :) now back to your silly point of guys dont mind girls intellect well geez imagine me standing there in all my glory telling one of my very very intelligent joke to a girl and she doesnt even laugh? yeah i want to be spending all my time with a sample like that... I dont know about other men but for me i want a smart lady someone who can argue with me over anything under the sun...and then i want a girl with big breasts hehe

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smoke i dont get what your point is? 

"eat, drink and be merry"

be honest... dont you guys wish for that.....lol

Khanan - such men exist but they are taken...that includes you as well

i havent met any of you guys but you are proclaiming that you have it all, can i ask... are you all single??? and why? 

"eat, drink and be merry"

but the difference is that guys dont generally mind what level of intellect a girl has.... these things matter to a girl.  sorry i am generalising...

"eat, drink and be merry"

here enters into the ring...

the smart chap with brainy.....

smart and brainy.....

look outr fatima an lipstick,,,

GG..your recommendation plz....

oh please ladies dont confuse yourself with things like "i look for brainy guys" thats like Men saying "i want girls with big Breasts" 

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well.. i said i aint brainy.. hehe..

lol Fatima, i think thats the way it is in Zimbabwe not in Qatar. It's actually the opposite here, the dumb girls think that they are the smartest one and the most beautiful of all... but they dont know that they are lacking in all the areas. 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

be prepared to work with more idiots here..lol

thanks for the tip gyspy, i too believe that most with good looks are lacking in other areas! but the guys all seem to think they have it all... 

"eat, drink and be merry"

the xonic.. no comments.. lol

Shhhhhhhhhhh.....you can tell me who is that.... I will tell you if he is real..rather briany..lol

Harsha that would be impossibel to believe, cuz indian people are known to have brains or else u must be the first one.  lol 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

k, im back, sorry had meeting with idiot boss about my resignation and then went for a smoke... better than choc! haha! r smokes expensive in qatar?i mean cigarettes...not you smoke... i know you're not expensive ;) haha!

sharing is caring.... buy me em chocs and i will share ;)

haha.. now is there some1 here who says he is not brainy...

Well lemme be d first one.. I aint Brainy..

hi gypsy gal.

thanks for your reminder..

im not looking at this time

but i think i have found one in qatarliving..

hope he is real..

Lipstick, in that case im the one for u " Pretty brainy" :P

Gypsy, may be u haven't met me yet. 

t's always the small things that make big differences.

dont spare any newcomer...lol

Lipstick... its hard to find... handsome men with brains... you get to see a lot of good looking men with below average IQ in Doha so be careful..lol

that which Darude and smokey dont have.

that leaves only and only me..

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for DaRuDe:

i like brainy men.

although have to admit, i stare on some pretty, pretty men...

but its the brain that keeps me going,

smoke.. men???

competions? pawwwleeess i have no competions I'm the One and Only smokey baby...loved by all single and married women alike...and some men too i think... :) 

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fatima.. well i will go order for the chocs now an dget em delivered to zimbabwe.. i guess u will be here before the chocs reach u.. so might well take it from me...

Making fun of someone ??? :P

yea what is your type?

It's always the small things that make big differences.

hmmm smokey... what sharing u talkin ?????

there is lot of competition around

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whats the big idea..if u say u want to rape a women its a bad thing..and we men are so willing to get raped sheesh! New fatima u need to come to Qatar to get those chocolates..dont forget sharing is caring :) 

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rape has become a date rape .

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whats your type is it like me short fat with long black beard :D

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that is a nasty try raping one :/

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i definitely ask men for a date, if he is my type...

 I wouldnt mind being raped by u. Definetly will enter my heart lol or just by asking me out, pretty brave.

It's always the small things that make big differences.

smoke. stop raping after a RAPE NOTICE. thatz called consensual  act

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ahh lipstick u got my attention with the whole rape thing...pick me up at 7.00pm tonight :) see how easy that was?

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again a gud one lipstick..

:) hahaha! ok, im notavery good debater.. i can never prove a point..so i give up... need choc now...harsha?whens the shipment coming? 

"eat, drink and be merry"

best way to enter man's heart?

if you really like the man, go and ask him for a date face to face...

you will enter his heart by being who you really are...

rape him if you still cannot be able to enter his damn heart(joke)

well its like this EQUALITY both the men and the women go to work come home and cook..i'll cut the onions coz i'm only good at that..u can do the rest :) trust me u dont want to eat what i cook. 

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The Best way to enter Man's heart is by stabbing with a Rambo knife :(

swapping roles eh? next you'll say u want to be on top, fix the car, catch the mouse and get a beer belly :) 

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no, if im gonna go work and earn money that you will eventually spend, im serving the traditional man role... and equality these days is about women doing what men can do and vice versa so is it too arrogant of me to expect dinner ready when i come home?

well i think poetry works just as well :) u can call on mr QT he's good at that lol 

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skdkak... no one is taking anyone from your claws.. i am just talkin to her..

yeah what im saying is that gold digger usually refers to women, now it seems its interchangable... but what say you about the swapping of the roles to reach equality??

skdk... dont worry, plenty to go around!! hahahaha!!!!! :) 

"eat, drink and be merry"

treating men and women equally doesnt mean the men stay at home and cook and clean...thats reversing roles...big difference 

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im feeling very vulnerable now after your comment smoke....   just for the record, it takes a whole lot more than just chocolate!

"eat, drink and be merry"

Excusey Moi? gold digger? you just said its the women who has to enjoy the MEN's salary grrrrr dont make me scratch u now.. and btw you were the one asking for handsome men in Qatar so i was just pointing u in the right direction *holds sign board above head*

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it is not a thread highjack.

u are highjacking fatima from my claws.

thatz the problem.

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sorry again HARSHA!!! i care less for my typing... 

"eat, drink and be merry"

how can u call this hijacking Mr Skdkak we are merely pondering the facts of the way to a woman's heart...and here we have a live demonstration for the benifit of other QL'er with one kind lady willing to show us the way to her heart...think of it as just a experiment. Hmm now the plot thickens 

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sorry skdk... but we are still speculating around the topic of finding a way to man's heart.. smoke seems to think its money... guess the term "gold digger" also refers to men now...

now skdkak.. wats wid the thread highjackers???

gud one fatima...

thats not a prob fatima.. will get ya d gud ones... btw.. my name is harsha...hehe

equality has conditions... its only when it suits us! haha! im joking... yes you are right, time for men to be pampered... but then men will have to assume the roles women traditionally assume... i will go out and earn your 25 k if you stay at home, clean and cook??

Guys.. just yesterday Qatari sent a PM to me talking about thread highjacking. That was because me and Mia only exchanged 5 posts of no relevance to that particular thread.

I did reply back with a lot of crap (so to say) but what i see here is again a deflection. y isnt Qatari interested in sending PM's to all u highjackers.

LOL. U guys can do whatever.. how does it matter.

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sorry harahs, mis read your post... i can be slighty dyslexic! LOL... when do you get me chocs? anytime, but not cheap stuff... i react to cheap choc! LOL! 

"eat, drink and be merry"

fatima.. i said.. when do i get chocolates for u.. not me...

New Fatima what happend to all those talks about women wanting to be treated equally and Men keep dominating women stuff...its about time you women started pampering us men!  so now please dont come to Qatar if your salary is not above 25k plus accomodation in some 4 bedroom apt. my cat needs a room too :)

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smoke.... you should know by now (thru your self proclaimedextensive experience) that its the gal who is maintained.... not the guy. our job is to enjoy YOUR salary :P

hrash... guys dont get chocs... choc keeps hormone levelsstable...without them, we go looney!!!

"eat, drink and be merry"

oui madam mozelle lol. Lipstick do u give french lessons?? 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

but dont forget where diamonds come from? i'm a raw diamond u need to polish me nicely ;) 

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diamonds are girls best friend, not gold...nah;;...

haha.. darude and ksarat with all spare parts.. hehe

May be in india lol. Else where buy her diamonds, they are after all women's best friend right. 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

what ur not in Qatar yet and ur already demanding for handsome men? the rule is u first have to ask about salary and accomodation...how else are u going to manage to maintain a boy toy like moi?  

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i am new to QL, and in time (once i finally arrive in qatar) i will join you and assessfor myself yeah? better not disappoint SMOKE!!! if you are right you will have restored my faith that God has remembered us single gals!

"eat, drink and be merry"

fatima... so wen do i get u chocolates..

lol...no comment on your claims smokey...no comment... ooopppsss, i just did!..

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smokey: u be out of here.

i am yet to be contacted by fatima. LOL.

fatima: people follow me in QL like a shadow these days. c how attractive am I.

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Woah! did someone call for handsome men? no handsome men in QL??? New Fatima has obviously not been to many QL gatherings to witness the First class design of Smoke..if you open the bible you'll see that God created everything in 6 days and on the 7th day he created ME. :) darude and ksarat16 was created with all the spare parts that couldnt fit into my body lol

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harsha, if you have a face like the guy in the picture, no need for jewellery or diamonds, however, chocolate will ALWAYS work! :)

skd... why are you renowned here at QL?? what have you been doing hey?

charan... please elaborate  on your recommendation??

"eat, drink and be merry"

and jewellery is only 1 way to a woman's heart.. and maybe the best... give her a diamond and see how things work... there are other less expensive ways too.. choc's soft toys surprises.. i think.. ???

charan & fatima.

i dont know what u guys are upto. these days i am becoming renowned in QL. dont want any unnecessary attention here too.

charan: sorry dear. u have to reply for whatever fatima asked

fatima: u can contact the author anytime.. & u dont have to be sorry for anything... we are in FUNNIES forum. 

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hmm.. i wonder how to eat on the banana leaf... it has always been a mission for me.. hehe..

I will let skdkak to reply you on my behalf

hmmm... charan, are you the one who was sending those PM's to everyone??

sorry skd for jumping to conclusion re your comment.... may i contact the author  ??

"eat, drink and be merry"

skdkak - Recommend me to new fatima (for a sensual massage)

charan.. i got ur zimbabve thing dude now

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new fatima is from Zimbabwe and awaiting Visa for Qatar :)

fatima: u are very fast in thinking and sometimes that is bad. i said for u to contact the one in the pic, u need to contact the author and never did i say .. i am the one. hehhehehehehhee

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no handsome men here.... the guys here care more for their cars than anything else :( im hoping to find some hot arabs when i come.... skd.. im from zim...

"eat, drink and be merry"

the author of the thread is you... but the hottie in the picture???!! you?!!! haha! i doubt it! God has given up making good looking men these days.... especially good looking men who give gold!! they are far and few....

"eat, drink and be merry"

whatz zimbabwe got to do with u ????

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Why no handsom man in Zimbabwe????

fatima. u need to contact the author of the thread for that. LOL

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i wanna know who the delicious man is in the picture... screw the gold, he's the way to my heart!  

"eat, drink and be merry"

I can't believe none of the women have said "with a blade thrusting up from below the rib cage".

Call me Maninibat!

RP.. wrap her after the food is over or before .....

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Maybe Indian females are facinated with gold but jewelley in general is what the message is.

Bloody, a very costly way to enter a women's heart.

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 So you wrap her wedding band in a banana leaf and then you tell her: Hey honey, Could you wait until my banana is ripe? LOL  "Every once in a while, declare peace -- it confuses the hell out of your enemies." - Quark quotes a Rule of Acquisition, "The Homecoming"

and I don't think men stare at women or even bother that she wearing jewelry or not. Its a pure women insstinct...

I meant atleast gold!! diamond even better!!!! lots of love that day!!!

Afague, I like Diamond thats not Gold and its more expensive.

Funny talking about Gold and Diamond, I have some sets of jewelry of gold and when I wear it everyone gave me the look and compliments. Which is fine and am very flattered.

But when I wear my white gold with Diamonds which is cost more then the Gold (I have to say away more), they dont give me this fuss. So funny...

So I like white gold and diamond more then yellow gold to stay away from the staring.

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

if he cooks your favorite meal or surprises you with an invitaton to your favorite restaurant, for me definitely yes....about the jewellery, dangerous - if it doesn't match your taste, you are in a difficult situation - should be happy that hegives you such a gift, on the other hand you don't like it and don't know how to tell him without hurting him...so the food is the easier thing ;-)

"Experience is the Best Teacher"

not just any jewelry mila,,,it has to be gold!!!

guess thats only for Indian yeah SK??? or you mean generally speaking food for men and jewelry for woman???

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

And here I was thinking Surgically was the best answer (smacks forehead)

 I may be blonde but I am wise

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