Ironies of life - humour
Men* :
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.
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Women* :
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect
you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.
i am also wondering the same thing
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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
I'll have to admit it.
Man always has time for a woman. It all depends on the first 5 minutes of
the conversation. Otherwise both will move on,
In reference to those 7 comments about woman, I have a quick answer for
them.
1-Get a real education and learn to be independent and not some "hutchie
mama".
2-Get a real job, nothing is free.
3- Don't get pregnant at early life; learn not to depend on the government
or child support.
4- Always share those household bills; your husband bought that
house that you claim as yours, since your credit is ruin and you are close to bankruptcy.
5- Instead of buying expensive cloth, shop for cheaper brands, learn to use
those stores discount coupons.
6- I f that don't help to solve your issues, is because you still one
"ugly duckling", and you are hopeless in your looks and attitude
about life.
7- Don’t get mad at me, I’m just
being realistic about life, It could go
either way.
E Pluribus Unum
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ohh how true...they are giants in their own minds..but in reality...sighhhhhh..
ost folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
and don't you think it MIGHT be true of the other way around, just not spoken about????
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
it's a fact that no man is happy with just one woman, whatever they say.. still people act as if they dont agree with this.. social taboo ?religion? family..? what's it that keeps them away from admitting it?
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Fifth point about men is not always true. But about women everything is true.