Twin Baby

A very loud unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no theyain't twins.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hellwould you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.

I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

"Keep Smiling"

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6 comments Sort by rating

By JaYTeR• 15 Apr 2008 10:36

Rating: 4/5

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Live and Die with DIGNITY!

-JaYTeR-

By Jarreau• 15 Apr 2008 10:32

Rating: 3/5

It is just a matter of taste......

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Life is nothing without friends.... :)

By Jarreau• 15 Apr 2008 10:32

Rating: 5/5

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH LOL LOL LOL LOL

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Life is nothing without friends.... :)

By paul• 15 Apr 2008 07:19

funny

By Afaque• 14 Apr 2008 10:06

Rating: 3/5

heheheh

By dragonfly212• 14 Apr 2008 09:18

Rating: 5/5

hahahahaha... oh so mean salesman

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

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