ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it
and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition.'
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said.........
'Clean my house.'
YOU GO, GIRL!
Money well spent!!!!
Mila to u hahaha
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No human can stop racism and its easier to make a deaf hear u than an ignorant.
thexonic, to you
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
Ohh I love it!!!
Thanks JBH :D
tra la la
hahahahahaha... this reminds me of a lame joke I heard once
One day there was a flight goin from uk to lebanon, on the way the plane was hit by a turbulance and it got on fire, the plane was about to crash and everyone started worrying and running around, all of a sudden a woman started screaming "omg, im gonna die soon, in my whole life no one has made me feel like a woman... blah blah" so a very handsom and sexy guy goes up to her and takes off his shirt... she was staring at him and she was shocked too, the guy asks her do u really wanna feel like a woman, she says "yes in a lustful manner"... so the guy gives her the shirt and says "could you iron it for me please"
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No human can stop racism and its easier to make a deaf hear u than an ignorant.
nice and beautiful,,,,, its true girls have realy sharp mind ,,,,
oh.. oh.. i love it.. thanks JBH.. is so funny and totally agree is total female joke. hahahahhahaaaa
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
aint that a smart woman indeed and she got her money's worth as well..........wtg for the gals
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
hahhaha....good shot!!!
hahhaha....good shot!!!
Totally awesome JBH!!!
mean, just mean...
Doha, I'm coming! Ducks in Doha from 12th - 18th of May :)
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hehehe. crazy! hehee
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I enjoyed reading that JBH.
really great
chuckling and am trying to memorise it. It's a good one
hahahaha nice one
try and try until you succeed