The Monkey - Clubers be careful

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey is running all around the place. He grabs
some
olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and
eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the pool
balls and to everyone's amazement, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows
it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just
did?'

'No, what?'

'He just ate a pool ball....... whole!'

'Well, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy, 'he eats everything
in sight. I'm sorry about that, but I'll pay for the ball and stuff.'
The guy
finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

A few weeks later the guy and his monkey are back. He orders a drink
and
the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is
sipping
on his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks
it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a
peanut, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'

'No, what?'

'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
it. Then he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!'
said
the bartender.

'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy. 'He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he sh*t that cue ball, he measures
everything first.
Copier/Paster note: Wishing and praying this was not posted earlier and someone would turn me down