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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
c l a r i t y
Gooooooooooooood one
what happen next!!!!!!!!!
heheehehehee funny
winner!!! lolz...
we want more!!!
HAHAHAHA. HEHEHEHEHE, HE IS REALLY UNLUCKY, I WOULD HAVE RAN AWAY.
BUT WHY, THE FATHER KNOWS THAT THERE WILL BE BLABLABLA AFTER DINNER, HE SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lol ...draj.....what a nightmare.....may it not happen to anyone.
hey good one..cheers
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
lol.....
there is one guy he has three balls ( testicules :P)...when he met everyone from his friend he said: urs and mine equal 5......one day he met one old man and he tell him the same....the old man answer: why? you have only one!!?
now that is funny................thank you
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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that was nice mate.. you got another one?!! hehehe
would tell him directly after lunch [on the house door] how nice was it to meet him and will not wait to hear the rest while kicking his A** out :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
...too bad! Wheeew!
be the First ONE to LOVE...~Chiara Lubich
Good 1
yep he needs the rescue from all the angels and saints he could summoned..
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All the prayer in the world won't help him now LOL
Stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
hehehe nice
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
how can his luck get any worse? :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Hahahahahhahahahahaha nice :)
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Life is nothing without friends.... :)
QL.... just a (very nice) way of live..... :)
Now that was rather funny...cheers mate...
haha