A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION By a Husband
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD
The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
Understandably, she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!"
she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother
of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"
Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute luv, I can explain what
happened."
"You can try", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"
And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenseless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraidyou'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say
they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good
taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
Then he took a quick breath and pressed on - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me and said,
"Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use
The rest is history
15.05.2008-12.00 = I START LOVIN' DOHA!
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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
u r making me laugh dracula....u r so cute and funny! thanks
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
Bloody Mary!
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don't do that!
don't say that!
don't eat that!
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are you my wife?
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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
lol!
dont utter the word "My God, My God..." remember, u are a dracula?
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?=My God, My God, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
...single...
without any..."her"
I know how to protect myself
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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
are u the cheating wife or the cheating husband? u sounds so familiar with both :-)
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
After or before droping the children to the school?
No more "simple", huh?
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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
If you think either partner is cheating.....don't be soft tell em to feck off.....simple...
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
...signs of a cheating wife
- Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.)
- She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.
- She buys a cell phone and doesn't let you know.
- Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.
- She becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to her, usually out of guilt.
- She insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of her car.
- The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring.
- Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back.
- Suddenly wants to try new love techniques.
- She suddenly wants more sex, more often.
- Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music.
- Spouse's co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence.
-She uses a low voice or whisper on the phone or hangs up quickly.
-She sleeps with her purse by the bed
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" Man are bastards,womens are shameless"
disgusting...
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
what about the cheating wife? what she could be?
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
...signs of a cheating man
* Spends less time with you. A cheating man must use the excuse of working long hours, extra meetings and dinners or other unexplained functions so he will have time with his “other” woman.
* Isn’t as affectionate any more. Your sex life in almost non-existent because of his other commitments. He doesn’t want to cuddle, watch a movie, hold hands or do many of the touchy things he used to.
* He changes his physical appearance. A cheating man usually starts buying new clothes, gets a new hair style or begins working out because he wants to be attractive to the other woman in his life besides you.
* Cheating man becomes more short-tempered because of the guilty feelings as a result of the infidelity. Things that usually did not bother them suddenly start bothering them.
* A cheating man may smell of perfume, smoke or alcohol, especially if he hasn’t had time to change them from meeting with her.
* Behavioral changes. A cheating man frequently becomes defensive when questioned about his whereabouts. He may turn it around to accuse you of being insecure, possessive or snoopy.
* Cell phone changes.If you have access to his telephone bill, check it closely. Look for repeated unknown numbers, times and durations.
* Changes in spending habits. You can tell if your man is cheating if he is suddenly always broke because he is spending all of his money on the other woman.
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" Man are bastards,womens are shameless"
still i cant stop laughing! i can imagine the reaction of the wife....
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
You see recycling unwanted goods is the right thing........Heheheheh
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
very funny!
good for those kind of wives!
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
EXPLAINED! hehehehe,,,,!!
good for the husband, bad for the wife OR
good for the wife, bad for the husband..
which is which???
i guess his wife meticulously listening to him...
with two forefingers both on her ears... lolz...
ohmygeezzzz.
Stay REAL
hehehehe i can't stop laughing oh these poor husbands...
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
poor guy! that explains all. lol