"Guts" & "Balls"

e12402
By e12402

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

 

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

 

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

 

Medically speaking of course, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

By Secguy• 15 May 2008 20:55
Secguy

Well enjoyed......:)

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

By yousri• 15 May 2008 20:49
yousri

Xonic Nawaz Sharif should be there where He is, Muhtarma Shaheed Begum said this about Army Dog;)

"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO

By thexonic• 15 May 2008 01:51
thexonic

By the way 12402, this joke is repeated... try to check the forum before starting a thread plz.

Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish

By thexonic• 15 May 2008 01:49
Rating: 4/5
thexonic

Yousri, I think what benezir was trying to say is u can imprison a thief, but not an idea, u can exhile a thief, but not an idea, u can kill a thief, but not an idea... she was right..., she's gone but nawaz sharif is still there right lol :P

Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish

By yousri• 15 May 2008 01:45
yousri

Bukhakahhhahaaa!!!

I have Balls!!! ;D

Thnx

"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO

By kellysnake2003• 15 May 2008 01:00
Rating: 2/5
kellysnake2003

kellysnake

By thexonic• 15 May 2008 00:21
thexonic

hahaha lmao :P

Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish

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