How to save the airlines
(some light humour.. enjoy)
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services'.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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No way, herne
Land for the ladyes, air for the men.
Don't make any connection with:
Hell for the ladyes and heaven for the men."
:P
and why do they need to dump male flight attendants? Don't they have female passengers?? They could be chippandale boys too! :D
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Hmmm.....suggest it to Branson, he's crazy enough to do it :D
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
recruitment drives centre around clubs and nightclubs in South East Asia - don't they?
So really nothing new here - if you speak to some of the existing hostesses and hosts I am sure they would gladly oblige for a small fee!!!
Nice Idea ....
I'm game for it ....
BUT IT'S A FACT! :striptease before flight!
Interesting statistics: employees of the American airports which are engaged in examination of passengers, find out less than half carried through bombs. Within year 2007 agents of Transportation Safety Agency (TSA) of USA disguised under usual passengers, tried to carry through on air liners counterfeit bombs, hidden under clothes.
… It is interesting, what conclusions of this report will make TSA? Will force all passengers to arrange a striptease before flight?
it will be less risky and it can save the industry, the alcoholic consumption also can reduse in side flight.
Good one. I get it, the first trial is always a pilot! LOL
this is a pilot study, first then it will apply to passenger area.
Probe launched after air stewardess performs topless mid-air striptease for the captain
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=511677&in_page_id=1811
An investigation has been launched after a video of a topless French air stewardess performing a sexy striptease for the captain while the plane was flying was leaked on to the internet.
Despite the plane being in the air - and with several hundred passengers presumably blissfully unaware of what is going on - the sexy cabin attendant removes her bra and lets the captain and co-pilot get hands on.
The video was leaked onto the internet by members of the French crew and has sparked a major probe at several European airlines to discover the crew members responsible.
don't forget shisha,
Remove the seats and provide seperated places,then pasengers can select there areas depends on there intrests, dance bars, in the middle east region provide hukka and belly dance.
Most of the customers would have peanuts for brains!! No peanuts allowed. ;-)
lol.. aren't we all :)
Nothing can sink THIS Titanic named QL..lol...
well..don't forget there are a lot of new members on QL.. some of them never met you on line before..but those who did, definitely remember you and your jokes..lol..
..yup Bill's a naughty guy!
hey qatarsun.. yes long time.. at least someone's missed me :) how've you all been? seems the ship's still afloat..
hmmmmmmmmm, someone had much to drink, :)
loooong time! how are you doing girl?? i missed your jokes..
You'll be surprised how many strippers become air stewardesses