Wife From Hell!!!!!!!!!!!
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating ?'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part....
'Only when he's been drinking'.
Bukhahahahahaaa!!!
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
muhahahaha dats a gd one......
hohohoh...right on the nose..good one..
right in the classroom, holding the needls under my desk, the teacher never seen it..lol...well well well.. what only i have not done!!
lol KH, she is the wife from hell...
am afraid knitting is a waste of time. let's stick to what the nature brought to us:D
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it has been mentioned she was knitting..was it a main selection criteria?
or she has some more visually valueable effects?.lol..
hahahaha ... Good one.
“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”
Martin Luther King.
never hook you up \m/.
I think I better simulate his role to find out what were his selection criteria and his constraints as well
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how he managed to marry this womat the first place????
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huuaaahhahhahaaaa... good one KH. keep it coming
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
nice one....she is a woeman..not woman...lol
Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.
When i read this joke over the net..It was supposedly a couple in Egypt.. then funniest part was:
MAN: If you will not shut your mouth, I will divorce you.
OFFICER: What???
WOMAN: Dont worry officer, let us get married first then only he can divorce me.
(and we all know its another BIG crime to be with a woman who is NOT your relative)
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
he should leave her in the mid of the road.
splendido!! hahaha...
~~~ We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp and some are dull, some are pretty, some have weird names and all are of different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.~~~
hehe very nice
good one, made me laugh anyway :) x
this is cool... is there any true one existing?
((change the world))
Nice 1 :)