SMART DEAN !!!!!!
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late
Night and didn't Study
For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty
and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up
to the Dean and said that
they had gone out to a wedding last night and
on their return the tyre of
their car burst and they had to push the car all
the way back and that they
were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have
the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and
said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this
was a Special Condition Test, All four were
required to sit in separate
classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the
last 3 days.
The Test consisted ONLY of 2 questions with the
total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!
No matter how many times this joke has been posted, it's always nice to read.Thnks..
I LOVE it!!! Will have to send it to some of my friends that are college Deans...and/or professors...
THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.