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By Winn •

CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily:

(Monday) FORE SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

(Tuesday) NOTICE - We regret having erred in R. D. Jone's ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap: 555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.

(Wednesday) NOTICE - R. D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 and ask Mrs. Kelly who loves with him.

(Thursday) NOTICE - I, R. D. Jones, have NO sewing machine for sale. I SMASHED IT. Don't call 555-0707, as the telephone has been disconnected. I have NOT been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit."

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By Dracula• 31 May 2008 16:27

Hello,Mr.Win Jones?...

Can i have some refferences for Mrs. Kelly.

She is my housekeeper now.

By baloch• 31 May 2008 16:07

is i this add or story from novel

By anahmed• 31 May 2008 15:15

Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..

By Winn• 31 May 2008 13:54

Rating: 4/5

Quite Healthy n safe! Thank You for the party!! :)

Life is like a game of poker.You pay for what you learn.n the only way you learn is with the cards in ur hand and money on the table.

By anonymous• 31 May 2008 13:50

Rating: 4/5

Winn How is your condition after thursday night. Any Safety & Health issues :)

By dweller• 31 May 2008 13:45

Rating: 4/5

That's a good one

By brandylady• 31 May 2008 13:45

Rating: 4/5

now that made me laugh :)

By Dracula• 31 May 2008 13:43

______about sewing machine ...which model?______________

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

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