The Bush Tragedy
Bush is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Bush says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Bush. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks Bush, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bush were blown up , THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Bush beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
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BRITEEXPAT said: George W.
Are we talking about George Washington? He had the guts to organize the colonial Army and they defeated the British finally. Of course with the help of the french fleet.
George Washington was our first president and he got elected twice. Plus he signed our current constitution and help organize our current government.
On those days of the revolutionary era, there was no political parties, except Americans against the british empire.
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Three things to remember when you get older:
Never pass a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on and Never trust the fart.
Just keep that on mind as you approach crepitude.
hahahahahah THIS was a tragedy indeed
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The real tragedy is that George W got re-elected and the democrats didn't have the b**ls to stand up to him.
It is a good joke, but it was posted before by someone.
Your tooth fangs, must be real old, like the joke you post it.
Three things to remember when you get older:
Never pass a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on and Never trust the fart.
Just keep that on mind as you approach crepitude.
lol.. it sure wont be a great loss..
thx,Thats Great Tragedy
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Thats Great!
the only thread i chuckled
"Born optimist,Nothing can keep me too low 4 too long.
Happy for what I have today but Tomorrow is really another day."
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Good one......... :D
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