Coincidence
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence"
He continues... "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched Cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said
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good one
skdk havnt got the time to fix a time wit dat guy yet :( very busy these days..maybe by end of the week...
I love to be in that mode always particularly after coming to Doha [img_assist|nid=60386|title=.|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]
lol
What do you call a fly without wings?......................
............................a walk :)
thaks brandy
its always awsome to spin a joke,
and now onward lets share some and let me brake the ice.
One Sardar who was the Lab instructor doing some experiments in the lab on one "cakrotch), all the students were zoned around him.
the Sardar cut one leg of the cakrotch and shouted walk, the cakrotch started walking.
The sardar kept on cutting the legs one by one and shouted each time and the poor cakrotch each time (though was not listening) just tried to limp.
After cutting the Last leg the Sardar shouted again and again but to no avail and the cakrotch could not walk as he has got all the legs cut.
The Sardar explained to the students that look the conclusion is that if u cut all the legs of cakrotch then it would not listen.
Cheers
no worries :)
Skdkak please dont be offended but your signature always makes you look grumpy :)
Dear All,
yes i do agree with all of you. all have the rights to share their thoughts.
thats y i beged to bear me up..
Cheers
these are also called sadists and we have a lot of members like that in Doha. Cant digest a poor joke.
good morning Baka - whatz up with ur tata sky & did u reign in ur zebra yet or no ????[img_assist|nid=60386|title=.|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]
morning to you..yes i have seen every types of crazies...
the crazier the better ;) Morning
this site should be for crazy people like me also :)
we get enough intellectual threads, romantic threads, political threads, a little humour doesn't hurt, and anyway, if people don't want to read it the answer is simply "dont" :)
if u see the thread is in funnies & the purpose of funnies is to share jokes..
Where is the problem. Y should this site be only academic ???
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just thought it was a funny joke :)
Dear All,
Please do bear me up if i am going astray.
I believe the QL team have launched this web portal to guide the world around and to imbibe the qatri cultur so that the the people to come can have some pre-ideas and understanding of the atmosphere here. But! Donot u think that putting such sort of stuff is not adding any value to the main theme of this portal.
AGREED????
" An army of lions commanded by a deer is not an army of Lions"
Cheers
that is rayaz avatar
he is offline busy for next concert in few days
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Since he/she is not here anymore, I'm free to use .. can anyone stop me???
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In that case ur avtar is already used by an older QLer... [img_assist|nid=60386|title=.|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]
It was that E4u guy, he was promoting his etertainment company on his profile. dont remember her id though but remember his avtar for sure LOL
i've joined QL only a few months ago...
Owen.. i was supposed to ask that question ...
Lets hear it from .....Z [img_assist|nid=60386|title=.|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]
ok..just one question..is coolio the same of the old user i know using the same avatar?...*scratches my head*...
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
was the new cock a chicken farmer ???[img_assist|nid=60386|title=.|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]