Nurse in Heaven

britexpat
By britexpat

A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life.

Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat sitting on a cloud with a stethoscope around his neck.

"Oh brother!", she cries. "Is that a doctor?"

St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a doctor."

By anonymous• 14 Jun 2008 23:27
anonymous

its funny, cos doctors on the whole think they are God......spose one has to have that sort of sense of humour to get it.....*sighs*

By fishermanalex• 14 Jun 2008 23:22
fishermanalex

princess habibah

as far as i understand the god is not to be look like any thing or any one.

and no habibah English is not my first language

By heero_yuy2• 14 Jun 2008 20:48
heero_yuy2

...I mean, what in Heaven's name...?!?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By anonymous• 14 Jun 2008 19:42
anonymous

I'm bathing myself with holy water, maybe I will understand ""GOD""!!!

Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:

No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!

Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"

.”

By diamond• 14 Jun 2008 19:20
diamond

Lol...funny.

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By princess habibah• 14 Jun 2008 19:00
princess habibah

This depends on your communication style.

Some will understand this sentence not to mean what it seems to say.

Is English your first language fishermanalex?

Maryum : Umm Hasan bint Abdullah Alshabrawishi

By fishermanalex• 14 Jun 2008 18:42
fishermanalex

St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a doctor."

i think this not acceptable....

QL members what do u think?????

By philbel• 14 Jun 2008 18:25
philbel

A common point of view of many Nurses is that Doctors have a God Complex (ie they think they are God). As a Nurse myself I think this is quite funny!

By princess habibah• 14 Jun 2008 18:10
princess habibah

I thought it was quite funny lol

After all Doctors can be arrogant at times.

Maryum : Umm Hasan bint Abdullah Alshabrawishi

By britexpat• 14 Jun 2008 18:09
britexpat

You're right.. Humour is cultural.. Perhaps a nurse will explain it..

By anil_fig• 14 Jun 2008 18:04
anil_fig

I generally pride myself at understanding jokes. This is rubbish. I can seem to find the humour in it.

By thexonic• 14 Jun 2008 17:54
thexonic

Allrite sure

Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo

By britexpat• 14 Jun 2008 17:52
britexpat

I'll PM it to you..

By thexonic• 14 Jun 2008 17:50
thexonic

Didnt really get the point of this joke, no offence. :/

Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo

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