INSTALLING A HUSBAND
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Subject: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
what you gonna do is clean it up, remove any partition if you have and reformat. Choose only one OS, Live-in 8.5 or Wife 1.0. Installing both would require repartitioning and selection when booting. Running both at the same time will cause system malfunction and "system needs more resources to run properly" message will appear. If you want the old Wife 1.0, you need to run the programs Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but can't guarantee you that old wife 1.0 will work. In the case it won't work anymore, try to upgrade to wife 2.0. I myself used wife 1.0 for 3 years, got it running at first 2years at its best, but started to crash everytime I run programs like Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. Now I put aside my wife 1.0 and bought a new pc with girlfriend 7.0 installed.
Is there any new version of ANTI - MISTRESS VIRUS too???
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
Thanks for the suggestion.
I did an archive and install as you suggested, and afterwards was able to install SLAP 1.0 beta in my WIFE 1.0. However, the latest SLAP 1.0 beta needs DIVORCE 10.4.7, and with the new install LIVE-IN 8.5.
I tried to download a newer version of the LIVE-IN 8.5, the disk image downloaded, but then I got a message that verification failed, and when I tried to install again old WIFE 1.0 image it didn't work...
Sorry to be so clueless, but any thoughts what is meant by verification failed and how to fix the problem?
Forgiveness is life...:)
the ever-annoying snore program. It is in beta, as programmers don't know yet to what extent the damage would cause it to husband 1.0 or wife 1.0 if run repeatedly.
soooo nice post
thx
That's easy.. Just need to reboot again..
foolish...dont you think slap 1.0 would cause some clash for husband 1.0 and wife 1.0 the next day?
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Make sure you do back up battery. Remember to charge continuosly.... meantime don't waste so much time to install pirated software...lol
if still, sleep 9.5 was disrupted, execute Slap 1.0 beta immediately before wife 1.0 crashes and in order for Sleep 9.5 to work seamlessly.
can you also install anti-snore version 8 so as not to disrupt Sleep 9.5?
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Your LIVE-IN 8.5 software is crashing, displaying error messages, hanging your house, or otherwise not functioning properly...??
... so what can you do?
I'm not trained or qualified to provide technical advice for LIVE-IN 8.5 and WIFE 1.0 products.
Don't overlook the obvious.
Take it from someone who has completely replaced an internal WIFE 1.0
Return your LIVE-IN 8.5 to default settings. Check your LIVE-IN 8.5's help file or manual for instructions on how to do this.
In LIVE-IN 8.5, you can restore default preferences by holding down the Shift+Ctrl+F*KC YOU (Windows) or Shift+Option+SHUT UP (Mac) as you launch WIFE 1.0.
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WARNING!!!!
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Loading too many programs(LIVE-IN 8.5 & WIFE 1.0 ) at once can cause your resources to get too low, and your system can crash.
Remove anything you don't need from your startup items.
..but there's another program that suits what you're looking for.....
LIVE-IN 8.5...it's upgradable to wife 1.0 or husband 1.0 if ever you like the performance.lol
lol.. gud one..
same as my post....
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/108759
Foolish -- do u know any wife 1.0 and or husband 1.0 programs with 30 days trial period? lol! =D
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
Dear Tech. Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________
REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking! that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony -Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and! Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck, Tech Support
kellysnake
u need to remaove this prog... singout & discard this software ill get u somethin new....boyfrend 12.6 u can handle it better 7 also never needs upgrading.
Kamasutra 7.1 bug free to ensure proper back up...
YUMMY!!!
spanky to the BATCAVE!!!http://www.qatarliving.com/user/spanky1423
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Such a pretty and wonderful answer.
but i dont want to say.
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