POOR LITTLE FRIEND

swissgirl39
By swissgirl39

A very young Sperm asked his older friend how to do that he will be a baby after 9 month.His friend replyied:Well,when it is time,it is getting warmer and warmer.Then big explosion.Then you have to run as fast as you can.If you reach the goal first,then the chance is very big.Thats all?Asked the young one.Yes.Well,the day came.It was getting warmer and warmer.Then then explosion.And the young one gave full speed to be first.But then he realised he was the only one which was runing so fast.He stoped and waited his friend.Then he asked whats wrong,why he is the only one which run so fast.The answer is:WELL MY FRIEND,IT IS A FALSE ALARM.WE ARE IN THE ESOPHAGUS!

By mallrat• 30 Jun 2008 18:59
mallrat

humorous,.

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After the game, the KiNG and the PAwN go into the same box.

-Italian Proverb

By bugsy• 30 Jun 2008 18:50
bugsy

I was running down the wrong alley though...thought maybe they'd run into a transparent wall of rubber off which they bounced right back where they started from.

By vichu• 30 Jun 2008 16:48
vichu

swissy, absolutely entertaining...marvellous joke..thanxs

By avishai• 30 Jun 2008 16:17
avishai

can't help it, hahaha

nice one, thanks!

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"Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray" (anonymous)

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