DRUNK...

A cowboy went to the city for a little rest
and relaxation. But he didn't succeed in coping
well with the complexities of city life.
At midnight, he was alone in his hotel room, jerking off.
Suddenly the door was opened by a bellhop carrying a drink intended for the
room next door. "Pardon me, sir," said the flustered bellhop,
"but where would you like me to sit your drink?"
"I didn't order no drink," retorted the cowboy, thinking fast.
"Can't you see I'm already so drunk that I'm taking
advantage of myself?"