In The Honour of Stupid People . . .

alsboy
By alsboy

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
'Do not turn upside down.'
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
'Warning: contains nuts.'
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap --
'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights --
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor --
'Not to be used for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile too. :)
(maybe even chuckle)...

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 14:26
anonymous

funny, Red_Pope, as always.

By someonenew• 25 Aug 2008 14:23
someonenew

Yeah brit I'm sure u'd have really known them;)

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 14:23
anonymous

Attention, Attention,

The gate will start boarding know, have your tickets on hand and Thank You for flying Magic Dragons hemaprodites airlines.

J-K

I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 14:12
anonymous

Yeah, brit, they do exist.

By britexpat• 25 Aug 2008 14:10
britexpat

I've known some pretty macho women in my time..

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:58
anonymous

y o u confirm that!? Just trust me, I am. Actually I am a real Macho!

By Formatted Soul• 25 Aug 2008 13:56
Formatted Soul

I always thought you are a female...until I checked your profile now...then again many of us have fake genders on our Profile to avoid unsolicited frinedsheep. After this comment I confirm that you are a M A L E!

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:52
anonymous

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'

(Step 3: say what?)

I will consider that an urgent apostasy, I was wondering why in the hell we feed the world for and I cant get a decent meal in one of those american airlines.

It just simply hurts the value of my money.

I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:51
anonymous

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By KellysHeroes• 25 Aug 2008 13:51
KellysHeroes

who had an "un-hulled" suppository. now do not ask me how did he manage. I have no idea. And do not ask me where. He is a male. ok guys?

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By QT• 25 Aug 2008 13:51
QT

;-)

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:49
anonymous

My first wife was red haired, too. When I found out that she used Polycolor Tizianred after 4 years we divorced.

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:48
anonymous

I find Red hair on a lady very attractive.

Look at some of the famous acttresses with Red hair.

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By Gypsy• 25 Aug 2008 13:46
Gypsy

Oh har de har har, it wasnt' me. :P

Visit www.qatarhappening.com

By QT• 25 Aug 2008 13:46
QT

although I think red would suit you Gyp!

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:45
anonymous

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By Gypsy• 25 Aug 2008 13:44
Rating: 4/5
Gypsy

She's a red-head actually MD. And yes Brit she is Canadian

Visit www.qatarhappening.com

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:42
anonymous

haha, brit.

By janeyjaney• 25 Aug 2008 13:42
janeyjaney

funny sh*t!

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╬ Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox ╬

By baldrick2dogs• 25 Aug 2008 13:42
baldrick2dogs

Instruction for a microwave: do not use to dry pets

Instruction on Black and Decker hot air paint remover: This is not a hair dryer

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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

By britexpat• 25 Aug 2008 13:41
britexpat

She was probably Canadian..

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:40
anonymous

style litigations, Product manafactureres have to cover their butts......

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By QT• 25 Aug 2008 13:40
QT

...sells them should be held liable? That's why they put these warnings on!

Also, these people never read the warnings anyway!

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 13:40
anonymous

blonde girl??

By panda• 25 Aug 2008 13:38
Rating: 3/5
panda

OH! 2nd degree! that not funny at all!

PANDA

By Gypsy• 25 Aug 2008 13:35
Rating: 2/5
Gypsy

You laugh about the iron, but I do know a girl who tried to iron her shirt while it was on her. She ended up with 2nd degree burns.

Visit www.qatarhappening.com

By QT• 25 Aug 2008 13:31
QT

:-)

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