What is the oldest profession?
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
Husband. Before Eve came, of course, Adam was bachelor.
she's really hot dude.. where can i get one of those??
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
thanks mate, the truth is i was trying to upload a new avatar but it wont show up it keeps showing that hot chick.
YO semper nice avatar.............
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
And i think the oldest "joke" is this one.
Loved each moment of it. Still do !
It's a labour of love...so to speak..payment is in kind too.
:-)
Well... Sum1 had 2, rite? :)
lol you did?? heheheheh
Hmm, I have heard that the oldest profession is PROSTITUTION ! Hmmm it sounds reasonable too. Long before humans could turn their offspring into career individuals, they would have enjoyed a female treat!