SIGN LANGUAGE

An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to
the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts
by rubbing first his chest and then his groin.

When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus
Ladies...and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen.
So my speech started: Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one
better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an
antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his
chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he
explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I
was starting my speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go
one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by
making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then
his groin, and then wacking furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well"
he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin
and then wacking, I was starting my speech by saying "Deer Ladies
and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."