Senior Citizens Wedding !!!!!!!

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds".

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely".

Jacob": Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... The works!"

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson' disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely".

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"

Jacob says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."

By jauntie• 17 Sep 2008 15:08
jauntie

hahahahahaha! love it! (well, I would, wouldn't I) :D

By mallrat• 17 Sep 2008 14:20
Rating: 4/5
mallrat

.just cute

.

By abohmaid• 17 Sep 2008 13:30
abohmaid

thanks

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