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Doctor to sardar patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Sardar: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Sardar: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Sardar: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

Sardar : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor (in frustration): Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Sardar: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

Sardar: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Sardar: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!

Sardar: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri â€¦ @#$! ^&*!

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By bowlers21• 22 Sep 2008 14:45

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