Best short joke of the year
By Uncle Bens •
Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year :)
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet..!" she replied.
Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year :)
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet..!" she replied.
"crazy world"
blackbeard YOU JOAKE IS REAL NICE SHORT JOAKE
YOU ARE WINNER
;)
mY nEPAL
mY pRIDE
Knock- knock:
'Who's there?'
'Irish'
'Irish who?'
'Irish stew in the name of the law'...
Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? :-P
you almost got my vote there.
Best short joke,,, from Jimmy Carr
"Venisons dear isn't it?"
Now I guess some people might not have the vocab to get this, so I'll explain...
Venison is a cut of meat from deer (as in bambi!).
'Dear' is an old fashioned way of saying 'expensive' in England.
A lot of jokes are based on misunderstanding or swapping like words... Jimmy Carr described it as the most efficient joke in his repertoir
how bout this one...
Bush loves PEACE.
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"Life is like a box of chocolate.. You never know what you gonna get." -Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)
Semper... what's that video about instead of ur pic.. didn't get it..
You're joke is a winner for me..lol.
nice one winn and uncle...
That was bad.
thank u
How abt this one...
He: Will You marry me?
She: No!
And they lived happily ever after....
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Lead me not into temptation....I can find it myself!!
not that good.. sorry..
not that good.. sorry..