How do I get rid of my mother in-law quickly?
Good morning my ex-pat and Qatari brothers and sisters!
I have a problem and need some advice very very quickly!
My mother in law is here and I must get rid of her quickly otherwise my head will explode and how will I be able to go drinking with my friends if I have no head?
I was thinking of taking her into the desert and running away without her or maybe taking her out on a boat and then swimming for the shore with the key to the engine.
Your thoughts would be extremely appreciated and if anybody needs a spair mother in-law you can have mine for free!
Tonnes of thank you very muches in advancement my good buddies! x x x x
By the way dont even shed another tear tomorow when your children's spouse make such plans and post online!!!!!just prepare for tomorow....
hey...congrats. you have just passed the exam, to prove sucessful in making others feel you are crazy!!!!!!!!!!
hey...congrats. you have just passed the exam, to prove sucessful in making others feel you are crazy!!!!!!!!!!
TREAT YOUR MOTHER IN LAW JUST LIKE YOUR OWN MOTHER. MAY BE SHE IS TAKING CARE OF HER DAUGHTER AND YOU ARE JELEOUS OF HER. PRESENT HER SOME GOOD NEW CLOTHES AND DELICIOUS FOOD. SHOW HER SOME LOVE AS YOUR ARE HER SON IN LAW. OLD PEOPLE NEEDS CARE AND LOVE. CONSIDER HER AS YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBER.
Plan A: Cut her throat while she is sleeping and bury the body in your backyard. Please note that the head can be stuffed and be used as a decoration piece \m/
Plan B: Thrust a hot iron rod into her stomach and choke her immediately for atleast 10 minutes. If still alive, grab an axe and cut her throat immediately. Please note that in this case, the blood from her body can be used to paint your room \m/
Try one of the plans and let me know how it went!
Peace for all nations! tekkere!
take care of her and drink milk instead---lol
Infact, if you think like this that how can she get rid from you, you will get the solution more quickly ;)
Looks like there is no such mother-in-law and everything is the imagination of hoots.
Normally mother-in-laws are creating problems for their daughter-in-laws and not for son-in-law. What is your actual problem with her. Why you want to get rid of her. Do you love your mother? Your mother-in-law is the mother of your wife who will be loving her like anything. Dont think like a selfish guy. If you cannot afford to keep her then it will be better you talk to your wife first.
If this is a joke, GOOD. If not, better leave no evidence, man.
call her by different name everyday, today she will be susan tommorrow she will be sandra etc, act like you have amnesia and cannot recall her name, and then treat her like a housemaid, have the same dilemma a few years back, and my mother in law never want to see me again ever, for life.
Maybe i will keep her and get her to stand next to the mantle piece to keep the children away from the fire
or......
Sit her by the fridge to give my fat wife a warning of the pleasures of eating too many cheese burgers
Maybe i will keep her and get her to stand next to the mantle piece to keep the children away from the fire
or......
Sit her by the fridge to give my fat wife a warning of the pleasures of eating too many cheese burgers
bring her to Souq one Friday. If you have a car, pretend it is broke and you need to bring it to repair shop. You and your monster in law ride the bus. Believe me, she'll crave for the earliest flight the next day..
Good luck to you...
Man this site just cracks me up! I suggest you watch a few episodes of CSI!!!! make some "good friends" quickly!!!
I will swap for a horse it doesn't even need to be a full horse half a horse will do
how to get rid of monster, ehermm mother-in-law???
Ask your wife?
Maybe I can make some money from her by entering her into a camel race because she looks and smells a bit like a camel
Man ur fast!!
yesterday u were nervous on/for ur 1st date.. now ur wanna get rid of ur mom-in-law..
wonder what u'll be looking for 2moro.. school for kids??
Good Luck 2 U!!
hahahaah its a package deal dude, get used to it.
please don't give much attention to her, whenever she tells you something just ignore as of you know everything.
you can not pack her up as long as your wife is with you. she'll tag along everywhere her daughter goes!!!
cancel both ur wifes' n MIL's visa and bring only ur wife back saying that rules has been changed now, 'm tryn ma level best to get a new one for you. need to convince your wifee before doin anything against her mom otherwise you may end up in bombardments at home.
goooood luck!!!
u dont have a choice but to love your mother in law as you love your wife also..just treat her like your mother..or else it well be a problem between you and your wife someday..and of course if u dont love and care and respect your mother in law the first one who get hurt is your wife...
Hi Broth,
To get rid of some one from us is very easy, and when we wants to bring them back again would be very difficult.
If you lost ur eyes, Then only u will know the value of your eyes.
So don do anything silly, will regret later.
I think your first thought is the best... LOL
Tough luck my friend! As someone already said" you don't marry a girl, you marry her family too...her mother included."
If you are her sponsor...cancel her visa lol
Plan a business trip or holiday while she is in the country. That way you have peace and your wife & mother in law can do all their talking while you are gone. When you come back there will be nothing left to say for them as they run out of subjects!
I’ll get rid of her for you, for a price of curse.
transfer to another place/accommodation/flat and don't tel your mother in-law where. hahaha
ask your mother in-law all her favorite dishes and AVOID HAVING ALL THOSE AT YOUR DINING TABLE.hahahaha
There is a simpler solution depending if you still love your wife...simply cancel your mother in laws visa, and she will disappear faster than hot cakes!
mojo1981
(mojo will never take responsibility if you intend to go ahead with this, as humour is its pure intended use)
Express your love to your wife in front of your mother- in-law. Be goody goody to your wife and shower her with gifts & compliments.Do everything neccessary to please your wife. Your mother-in-law wont like this nice & acceptable character of yours & will not stand the sight of you and will vanish automatically
if some one ready to take your MIL then i will give mine free as bonus. So he will have 1+1
well its part of the package, you cannot do away with it.... perhaps you have to learn to live with it.... why not have a heart to heart talk with your wife and tell her your indifferences with her mom?..... nothing can be solved by arguing.... its a matter of adjustments for each other.... lay down all your cards and if not materialized do tell your wife your final decision.... hehehe maybe tell your wife to send your monster in law back home....lol.
Well, the fastest and most efficient way is to solve the problem from the root and...
divorce her daughter! :)