9 things i hate about everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
People who call you at 2a.m. and ask, "Hey what you doing? Did I wakie you, were you sleeping?".... No i was sitting my ass right besides the phone waiting on your call bubble head!
looool SAD but true :)
no not really :)
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? I AGREE WITH THIS, IF LIFE IS SHORT, WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! HEHEHE
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? THIS IS A DUMB ASS QUESTION... THAT'S WHY, WHEN IM IN A BUS STOP, I DONT ANSWER THIS QUESTION, BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE ME MORE DUMBER.. HEHEHEHE!!!!
+++++so true man....
life is not a destination, it always had been & always will be a journey.....
eople who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
Thats me :)
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
Were u talkg to me, when u said sunshine ??? Makes me wonder.
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
maybe for the next time , not everytime he will change manually , ...
but its true an dfunny, thx
So funny and really true
but its funny, when you found out you did it without knowing...
-dont take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways...-
.People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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.not in the crotch, but your behind, lol.....