Over-Speeding
(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle).....
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day.....
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
I know :P
It was "cute" first time round. Second (or more) post it's time to disect the story ...
Besides, if he loved her that much he'd have given her a helmet from the get go.
Did you Google it first?
You can't teach experience...
cheers dmigtysolomon
Took the words outta my mouth baldrick. Everytime I've read this I thought the same thing, fiction or not
smile lots laugh more
the story is fiction, emphasis given to the "supposed" love of the man to the woman that he will sacrifice his life for her.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Right said fred.. I mean Balders, by the way was the girls name Suzie and was she from north of the border?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
baldrick2dogs u said it ..........
OK, point 1: Why did the idiot girl get on the bike without a helmet of her own.
Point 2: I thought motorbike had independent front and rear brakes.
Point 3: Why didn't he just back off on the throttle and knock it down through the gears. The guy was obviously an asshole and deserved to die. She's better off without him ;o)
Did you Google it first?
i would have acted as James Bond and we'll both jump from the motorcycle to the nearest bush. uh, still impossible!
BTW is a good story. :]
cheers,
paul
Who pays the speeding ticket ?
So who was the third person who reported this story as if he/she was right there!
It seems the girl on the bike was pretty bugged and totally unaware of the brake failure, she'd be hanging upside down in the hospital thinking, "what a weird boyfriend for causing accidents at over 100 MPH, thank god he died!"
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Way to go Ray!
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... and only posted a week or 2 back too ...
Did you Google it first?