Me Tazan, you.... stinging....
Sorry, I know this is below the belt, but it will definately put you in a good mood for the weekend;-)
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said.
"You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and
then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in
agony, but managed to gasp, "What did you do that
for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
lol!
Tarzan did not have sex for a long time and one day he was running after a bitch (dog) but to no avail.
Suddenly he hear screams from a woman lost in jungle and surrounded by carnivorous animals.
Hearing her screams, tarzan rushes to save her.
Later she thanks him and tells him, her life is his and he can do anything with her.
Guess what was the reply of Tarzan.
He tells her to be ready to catch this bitch and hold her tight from the neck
LOL Xena..
So THAT'S what they mean by the birds and the bees...
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What difference does it make to the dead whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or democracy?
-Gandhi
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ooohhhh gossshhh..what an expression of...another story of heaven and earth...
Da.. let us hear ur version of it pls.. :)
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
but i kinda heard it the other way ;)
Oh my.. hahahahaha.
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
Me Tarzan... but I can't go back and edit it:-(
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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