** 25 years of Marriage-No Conflict at all **
~~ Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
>
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did
you make this possible?"
>
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had
been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected for the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
>
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my
wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground,she patted the horse's back and said "This
is your first time". She again climbed the horse and
continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your
second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her
third time, she silently took out the revolver from the
purse and shot the horse dead !!
>
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You
killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first
time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
MORAL : Be a good husband or else .............
hmmm i think one of them might be either DEAF or with no tongue. That's how you can have a PEACEFUL 25 yrs of marriage life
-------------------------------------------------------
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
and yet this is what's happening! I am taking out the revolver, need to shoot this damn computer! Lol!
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
"dgoodrebel is not plastic"
DMS what's happening Padre you are not letting go of your horse.. Guess Mrs DMS might say this is your third time..lol
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
"dgoodrebel is not plastic"
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
"dgoodrebel is not plastic"
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
"dgoodrebel is not plastic"
@rani: ok if its not funny den atleast u can smile... dat smile will brighten ur day atleast..
Cheers,
not at all funny .....
no doubt Jaryz... lolxxx
women are crazier....loool
Perfect Element for a Perfect Experiment!
MISS X: Now v knw women can do anyhting other than Love :p Dangerous knife hiding in the pocket ;)
haha that was funny.
it's like:
don;t mess with me, you know how i get:)