Internet & Our Life

muneerh
By muneerh

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a

10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,

than a millionaire. .........

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!

By Dracula• 28 May 2009 19:50
Dracula

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Cheaterrr muuummmm!

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By Mom_me• 28 May 2009 19:47
Mom_me

Shoo shoo !! vampire. I ain't got no blood for you. Off to the market to get some garlic.

By Dracula• 28 May 2009 19:32
Rating: 2/5
Dracula

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i am just selling it, not eatin' it!

btw..what kind of blood group do you have?

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By ashwindoke• 28 May 2009 19:26
Rating: 2/5
ashwindoke

Scarcity of Blood....

Drac of Tomato Diet....

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Reality is a Illusion Caused Due to Deficiency of Alcohol

By Mom_me• 28 May 2009 19:23
Mom_me

Damn !!!

By Dracula• 28 May 2009 19:17
Rating: 3/5
Dracula

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too late!

no more tomatos in Qatar.

Signed:

Drac - the biggest tomato retailer

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By Mom_me• 28 May 2009 19:05
Mom_me

Selling tomatoes !!! Now why did'nt I think of that before. Off to the supermarket.

By ashwindoke• 28 May 2009 18:42
ashwindoke

Next time try linux......

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Reality is a Illusion Caused Due to Deficiency of Alcohol

By bleu• 28 May 2009 18:11
Rating: 3/5
bleu

not again..... There are not office boys at microsoft!!!!!

By ashwindoke• 28 May 2009 17:42
ashwindoke

Thank God this is in Funnies....

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Reality is a Illusion Caused Due to Deficiency of Alcohol

By phoebe• 28 May 2009 17:28
phoebe

just work hard and u will be success!!

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving!!!

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