1 riyal pocket BOMB!
How to make your very own pocket bomb.
Ingredients: 1 note or 2 dhms coins of 1 riyal value
Procedure: visit any grocery shop and purchase a 1 riyal lighter, use to light ciggies or any other item you'd like to set on fire. For this recipe i'll use my very own pants.
Please note desired results may vary from each person. So i bought a lighter the other day and only used it twice since. Today went for a smoke but it wasnt lighting up so i turned it up to "high" and viola it worked. Placed lighter in pant pocket and was enjoying the smoke when i started to feel this wet cold feeling in my pants. put my hand into my pocket and felt the gas leaking out of the lighter.
Just think if there were to be a spark in my pant i'd be missing a valuable part of my body right now that i'd use to create future generations of SMOKEYS!
Now a word from our sponsors: I wish i could sue the F*CK OUTTA YOU LIGHTER MANUFACTURERS! :) Have a nice day.
buy the Bic ligther smoke, it's safer, no spills and your weenie is safe to manufacture little smokeys :P
'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'
Smoke....
here i found ur lost Zippo with a VAMPIRE...:)
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/569282
I already had a zippo...but it got lost somewhere :(
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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buy a lighter name zippo.... its so safe.
it wont burn your pants
Something New... Shake that Ass of urs..Shake that.
Egg-jatley Smokey !!
Just keep the ciggy under the sunlight for few minutes and Viola its lit....:)
I swear Rizks match stiks like good old college days, safe and reliable..except in the rains but then we dont have that problem here :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
its a signfrom higher power....
to quit smoking... hehehehe...
buy matches... it better, and smell good...
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"An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind." - Mahatma Gandhi
looolz Smoke !!
Next time use Match Stickx ....
Yeah right i tried that too, it got evaporated in a day wat a waste of 1 riyals :(
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
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dont put the lighter on the pocket!
...better leave it on the dashboard inside of your car at 40-50 degrees...:)
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LMAO smoke!
1 riyal lighter, practical for terrorists!
Life's a bitch and then you die! ;)