Male Vs Female at the Drive Thru ATM Machine
On noticing traffic at Drive Thru ATM Machines, Banks have come-up with the following report after several months of careful research and study:
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
Easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
*****& how many of you support this??!!***** LOL
Big check!
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There is no use of crying over spelt milk"
true..i hate to hate you,,but i dont,,
lol
Crap , an old crap ,everything lie.
sandeepkadian ... agreed. not to forget the tax/custom they charge for car imports... they r more expensive than qatar... a land cruiser or a wrsngler is gud for the indian roads...
220v just don't bring the car to India man when you come here for vacations, there won't be much left of it when our roads are done with it ;)
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
smasher... u don't have to write another comment to justify,, use the edit option instead,,, oh wait let me guess,,, u r after earning more point,,,hmmmm...
awais,,, stop giggling in the corner with ur dumbaxx friend,,,
u guys just reminded me of dumb and dumber,,,,
hahahaha yes u r true
@220v,huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaa,oh actually wanted to write RUDE nt dude...um still wrong,yomkin 50000Volts heheheh...n jus stop this luv n HATE story dude, oh maa'lish rude ;)
hey...this is another HIJACK!!
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
thats definitely not me......just because a handful of women do it doesn't mean all of us are like that...
Oh, please, I fly a small airplane. If I were that stupid I would have crashed long ago. And, yes, I'm a woman.
Mandi
another hater..... i am not ur dude ... and dont even try to be...
@220v,dude r u really 220V?check it plz as i doubt it should b 10000V..
Thats just hater talk.....MD.. :P
EXLegend... yea i've seen 1.. the rear lights... are different...and the rear side....its shaped up like a charger.... i own a 2005 model.... dont wanna poste another pic or else MD & Ukeng.. will come up with another jelous/sarcastic comment....
gud gud guudeeee
"War is not fought to determin who is right, only who is left".
"tt37"...enough!
and for ur kind information...its pure amerian muscle...... unlike ur boxy russian LADA....
i joined QL yesterday... and have already witnessed more than a handful fights... here is another one. :DDDD
220V have u seen the 2010 Mustang GT... i seen one in doha already.
Honestly, I would not bring a good car to Qatar. There are no suitable roads here! Maybe Qatar is broke, or why are the roads so miserable?
not really ...its just broke ppl like u cant afford them plus u have to import them since they dont have it at the local dealerships here....
So, Dodge sold only 3 of them. Must be something wrong with the car.
and 220V .. i saw one parked outside the dodge dealership.. though it actually is an older model... i havent seen any newer models of the viper in the showroom.
so where did u get it from>?
MagicDragon.. hahahahahahahah... u r so funny.. but no really that surely is a viper...
beauty... i even heard therz only 3 vipers in the whole of doha.. is your one included among it... isnt it the 2008 model.. SRT10?
Viper? That's probably a stupid Japanese car, right?
ukeng... u r close...
MagicDragon... i think u bought urs from toys r us.... atleast come out with a mature guess.....like ukeng...
here is my car in my home garage....the only convertible viper in doha......
u like it...? ;p
feel free to comment abt the car.... its ok...
220V I thought you said it was a small Car.. it is so big that it can't even fit into the posting Area of this page?..:)
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HE WHO DARES WINS
It's probably an electric car from Toys'r'Us!
220V why do you drive a F1 car?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
my car is too low to reach any atm........
well u are just want to oppose the ladies drivers
no more comments on this topic.......
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Wet Eyes Never Lie
Very old post, story and truth
check this 1 out dude,this proves it all,hahaha
"ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam... bagsak ang kalalabasan"
see this video for lady car parking.........
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Wet Eyes Never Lie
u know driving ??????
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Wet Eyes Never Lie
lol...i had done some from these lists..
Whats up with you guys first Arien with Brain working thing and now noms with his parking ideas leave me lovely ladies alone.
I believe in equality.. :)
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Yup that's definitely me! ;)
--------Do I look like Bambi's sister???-------
Nice
very nice...... hahaa
slightly exxagerated but probably true!
LOL but true...
Loool but not for all... atleast not me
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Donot do Unto others what u don't want them do unto U!!
"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived."
OMG not again
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actually we should not post these kind of topics that discourage the opposite genders
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Wet Eyes Never Lie
heartsbeat: yeah, but not necessarily everyone here have read it before..moreover, this wasn't posted on QL previously.
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
Gud One Eh!!!
its an old post
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Wet Eyes Never Lie
...but it IS kinda true...LOL!
"Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?" -- Groucho Marx
Haahaaaahaaahaaa! My wife is making only to item 25....
lol, this is so true!!!
"Do not do unto others what you don't want others to do unto you(Wag kang gay-an, kung mang gagay-an ka, wag gay-on)"