Cat cannot visit Buddhist robber in jail
It's people like this that make the world such an interesting place :O)
A Buddhist bank robber has had his request for his cat to have visiting rights to him in jail turned down by a court – despite his plea that it is the reincarnation of his mother.
Peter Keonig, 46, is serving five-years for armed robberies in Whirl, Germany.
He went to court this week demanding the right for his cat Gisela to be allowed to visit him in jail "because she is my dead mum".
Buddhists believe that people come back as other animals after death. He said: "I know it is mummy. She looks after me just the way she did. I need to see her like other prisoners see their wives and children."
But the court turned him down. "While we respect the religious freedom of individuals, the accused has not been able to furnish proof that his deceased mother has been reborn in a cat. Therefore, the request for visiting rights for the feline is rejected."
The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat.
Hope none of us will be reborn as donkeys
He was robbing the rich to help the poor..
Does nobody else find the fact that he's a buddist-robber ironic? Isn't that against their beliefs?
This is a "Cat-astrophy" for the poor guy. He's in "fur" and long time. perhaps he uses her as his "muse"
'She looks after me just the way she did'??? What - feeds him, clothes him, ferries him to football practice, funds his nights out? Ok, in which shop can Timebandit buy me one of these cats please?
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
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---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
oh okay....i sit corrected....LOL "mama meow" :-D
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
saggi, that's a dialect, actually it is 'meow' :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
what will the robber say when he meets his cat?
"mama miaow" LOL
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
a CAT MAMA??? ROFL..;D
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
SWEET :D
"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah
hahaha... this is how religious leaders convince/confuse poor believers...
Brit... I bet the last line is yours??? lol
This is the court of LAW! where people get convicted based on hard evidence. Dont drag your religious beliefs into a court. Plus pussies are not allowed in prison, they make the inmates go wild.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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reincarnation proof?????????????? what the hell is this?
"the accused has not been able to furnish proof that his deceased mother has been reborn in a cat"....proof!!!!
"The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat".....ROFL....
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"The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat."......ROFL.....can't stop laughing!hahahaha!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor