can't Stop Laughing
These are Girls profiles taken from SOME MATRIMONIAL SITE. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this ...
#Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya
#i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
#I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
#i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
#i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
#HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
#whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
#i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )
#iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
#my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
#iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
#hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
#Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
lol
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
Maybe she wants to make it clear that she is stable and house or residence is not a problem
Thanks 4 posting
LOL, So much fun!
A little bit of e-bashing is not detrimental to your health!
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
nice try.
atleast they try.
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
#whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
what is "man of the lamp"
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
it's the thought that counts...
and mine have counted some (time) before having to understand one, esp. the 7th one.
^_^ sticks and stones...
#my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
Is she running after a quota or date expiration of the offer?
Well, it's not their fault if they have a short knowledge in english grammar and spelling. The message is there to understand... although in some difficult way.
Anyway, good luck to them.
So many choices which one shall I pick?
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
cool
This one made gave my officemates a clue I am not working right now:
#i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
The comment made me burst to laugh :-)))) I just wasn't able to control it.
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Everything happens for a
reason.
nice one supernova!... really i'll cherish this as a good christmas treat.....hahahahaha!
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
i've never laughed in ages. this one works.....thnaks for postin still cant put myself together i'm alone in my office and people who pass by thinks that i've lost it completely....lolz
funny...
^_^ sticks and stones...
and the prize goes to...
"I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot"
Brilliant wisdom.
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
supernova, you did not find any male profiles ????????????lol...
True Friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.....
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
amazing profiles
u r welcome.
as English isnt there first language so thats not that bad,
anyway
thanks for posting anyway,
yalla have a rocking weekend.
x
So which one did you choose eventually? ; )
We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
Sir Stephen Hawking.
scared by your warning, i stopped reading it.
progress
Thanks for sharing..havent seen that before !!