Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 or 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.''
'Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......'
good one pajju and u r back wth ur kind of jokes.
smoke sure I do .. director is off , so i dunt think so he will come today :) .. am sure sunday he will be here :P
Yeah pajju i figured he must have not come coz you didnt call me :P please inform me today if he comes in. Thanks
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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lol smoke u ^%^%&*^ :) Morning guys :) smoke J is off yesterday , i dunno he will come today or not :)
LooooL SmokE !!!
Pajjuanth doesn't need to use condoms,he is like Rajnikanth. He commands the sperm to make u-turn and not fertilize the eggs just by staring.
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lmao, nice story lol...
this Condom thread is getting more elastic than Condom ;)
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before applying protection use parachut oil for better results
i think it is a moving condom shop in supernight clubs
nice one amigo
i think in DOHA we must pick the pack with 3 condom
as 1 for every year hahahaha and it could happened by mistake
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
enjoy life
my thread blocked ? no neva :P lol
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
"Resident Attention Seeker"
So this thread didn't get blocked afterall!
It's all in good fun FU, don't take us too seriously ;-)
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Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
"Resident Attention Seeker"
See FU even seemingly Non-attention seeking threads can last long :P
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Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
"Resident Attention Seeker"
Really true fact?! especillay if you have kid nothing to say more?!
Two friends went to a garment shop and one asked the sales peraon to give him 7 underwears, his friend asked why you are buying 7 ?, he said in a week there are 7 days so each day one. Immediately the other friend asked the sales man to give him 12 underwears, his friend asked back why you want 12, he replied, in a year we have 12 months?!!
Condom is also handy for hand lovers. No need for soap. It feels the same
Nope, I have something else in mind about how to use it ;-)
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friends only!!!
abelle
abelle use it???
Don't give me naughty ideas..
sugardady I knew long before QF arrived but she does put a final seal of confirmation :)
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finally work near to finish,,,so tired!!!
goodnight people...stop talking about condom,,use it..lol
but wait,,i was confused to jackmohan2007...stated that guys wearing condom with their thumb or tongue?b4 doing that,,S-X
jokes only!!!
abelle
Yes QF I did :)
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" WK...did you get the clue from sugarday?" :D
''Ask me NO questions, & I'll tell you NO lies :)''
Only other movie where I got pushed out ...by chicks was FIRE....It was playing at Metro Theater, Mumbai for a Film Festival...
If any guy came up with an extra ticket the chicks used to literally push him inside the Theater gates....
When I tried to do that....the girls pushed me out...I was never so embarrassed...lol
This mania lasted for about 20 minutes after the movie had started...then I left the place dejected :(
He must have seen it First Day, First Show.
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No man...this was in the 1980s...when a lot of "educational films" came out :)....Maybe Painther remembers ...lol
Jack you got DVD???
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There was once a Silk Smitha movie..."Laga rubber aur ban ja Lover"
ie "Wear a Rubber and become a Lover"....I couldnt even get to the ticket counter...it was that much housefull :(
"No More Clues" :P
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I hope you guys are wearing the condomon your thumb while having sex....because that's how the Doc explained me to wear one...
Take care guys....its a bad world out there :(
Quite a bit :)
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Deal_4_wHeel better u dont imagine .. yalla out from this thread :P
...Life would become Dull if there were no such Difficulties...
I didn't need any clue sugardady. I am one smart A**hole :P
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lol Arien .. urangeda poyittu :P feelin lonely yaar :(
uh oh sugardady you making me think again now :P
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u go to sugardaddy house and watch movie,,,dont forget to bring ur own balloons....waaaahhhhh!!!
friends only!!!
abelle
Pajju uses two at a time.. says its safer.
after one is on, he applies tigerbalm and puts the next one. if the upper one ditches she will know , and if its lower tears by anychance Pajju will know. You know,, Pajju doesnt take any risk.
Who cares about this job anyway, would be more fun to watch a movie :P
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lol WK u know me well :)
I was born ready :)
pajju yalla go and meet abelle ;)
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WK dunt make me sad yaar :(
You pervert.. Never in your home :P
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WK u wanna come here n ma house ? duntworry my flat is 2 bedroom flat :P
Interesting.. Can I come and watch with you :P
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sugardady u mean scandles ?
What kind of movie sugardady ;-)
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lol abelle u really naughty gal :)
Ribbed and Glow in The Dark! woohoo! Ma fave'rites! ;)
friends only!!!
abelle
abelle is this ur real pic ? :P or fake ? :)
then u went to my profile...nice shot!!!!seems like additional flavor hah!!!!lol
friends only!!!
abelle
lol abelle i just put for show not use :) anyway u look cute n ur profile :)
Pajju uses them all in the same day, doesn't give it a chance to spoil ;)
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flavor will spoil..lol
friends only!!!
abelle
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
"Resident Attention Seeker"
i want to put n showcase WK :)
Pajju you don't get to eat them or do you want to ;)
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abelle am here only .. u can call me watever u want .. wait lemme check ur profile .. and ma fav is strawberry :P
from now on ill call u MR condom 12 packs with multiple flavor and senses......
joke only!!!
abelle
lol abelle and i never click trojan name :) sory for that :P
http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductList.aspx
friends only!!!
abelle
,,,,,"Other ways how to put condom"....lol
friends only!!!
abelle
So whats the best condom for oral activities
What to do vnelt, this one is very elastic :)
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Woww...I posted in this condom pack last night. But it is still growing… No wonder how much bigger I’ll become in the end
ooofff UK, you don't have to include his name on it lol.
Sorry Pajju :)
...listen to the sound of silence....
Lolz.....nice joke
lol u guys :)
Marie_2 wrote to Pajju
"early morning and still a hot topic huh! hhhmmmm... Guess, you've been discussing this in your dreams too"
Yes pajju has been discussing this in his wet dreams..lol
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MJ, maybe that's the reason why he still needs coffee lol
WK, good morning to you... was it raining in his dreams? Hope there wasn't a typhoon or something
...listen to the sound of silence....
Nice one.
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The wise person has lo
Marie Pajju had wet dreams :P
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is this family planning 101 thread?
~Welcome Sunshine~
"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)
marie, i think Pajju never slept at all and just stayed in this 12-pack topic.. :P
early morning and still a hot topic huh! hhhmmmm... Guess, you've been dscussing this in your dreams too
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MJ me shy really :)
Uk lol .. last week also she called me :P
LOL Pajju, u sure know which topics get the most responses.. now get back to work...:P
UKEng i see u r missing Rania a lot these dayz ? :)
I hear Munna runaway with Queen Rania?
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Uk he is here only readin mode :)
lol pajju..:)
Pajju is not welcome, but munna is always welcome, where is he nowadays?
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Rizks wait n see :P lol Uk u really wanna do ? if yes i will quit myself :P
Pajju.. I am recommeding you to be removed from QLSG, you are promoting vice on QL, and you will be banned from QLSG. :)
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Pajju after ur coffee wat GREAT u gonna do ? :(
Rizks hold on plzz .. lemme finish ma coffee :)
No need to use one. Does not taste original, no matter what the risk are
Hello Pajju, welcome to the Condom world ....:)
bloody perverts started early morning ?
Two words, Oral S*x ;-)
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no WK , i am so innocent tat one day i wore tat condom on my fingers......:(
can u kindly throw some light on the flavor thing my friend ?
oh you innocent kids, don't you know why they put on the flavours??
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i use the Dotted one ... givez me more pleasure...:)
but when i look at it, it looks like i have so many pimples on my lollipop.....lol
I wonder why condoms have Flavors ?
Its not eatable, so why Flavours ? :(
Yes Sonaam....what's wrong with just imagining? ;)
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KHATTAK Girl wearing that dress in National Area ?????? lol...
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even u find strawberry and apple flavor LOL
nothing much ull see all nepali bengali and some pathans on top of her
no of condoms = no of men
And some have flavors too....wonder why?
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but some of them have categories like:
ribbed
dotted for extra pleasure
Sonaam.... Imagine a girl wearing this dress in National Area on a Friday evening... Just Imagine :P
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what about this one ;)
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Now, Do you want me to condom the snake?
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One day I saw a snake coming out of a condom! And it left the dirty condom near my home and did not dispose it in the proper place. Thats why I don't like serpents. The doctor might also shed his condom like a snake!
Now I condom the Doctor who says more than one is not safe.
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Nested condoms!
But there is no 1 condom in the thread title, it's 3, 6 or 12
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WK, more than one condom is not safe at all. Doctors say so!
And I condom Mods for not condoming the condom thread.
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You are late edifis.....nothing can be done now :P
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I condom your post condoming the condom thread.
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I condom this thread.
Infact, Condoms also comes in a pack of 24...guess for every hour usage :P
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Oops.. Sorry Mods, carry on :P
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Mods are busy with their Condoms..... Do Not Disturb Them ;)
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that "6th person" comment also made me laugh. darn, im awake again! hahaha
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Let's report it to Mods, pajju posted such serious stuff in funnies :P
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but but but.... posted in Funnies.. :(
~Welcome Sunshine~
"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)
i'm about to sleep WK, don't scare me..
~Welcome Sunshine~
"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)
Visper whats so funny about condoms?
If you can't stop laughing over a serious issue you ought to be condomed!
Pajju show her your scary face, she will stop laughing :P
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still laughing WK.. what to do??
~Welcome Sunshine~
"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)
hahaha... atleast we r trying safe sex
Yes, must be very serious.
It's not to be laughed at Visper. It's a serious issue.
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hahahahaha... why i'm laughing??
~Welcome Sunshine~
"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)
Lolz edifis..... Yeah we condom everything while you guys never, probably that's why every 6th person on planet Earth is your countryman.
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You are lying! Thats not condom. You trying to fool me. I can feel it because I have often noticed in the news that whenever there is a bomb blast or some acts of terrorism in India the Pakistani president is the first person to Condom it!
Oh I love balloons!
I have many balloons carrying messages like Happy Birthday or Happy Anniversary or Happy something.
guys plzz dunt hijack my serious thread :P
The more the population the stronger we are!
edifis.... Condom is the same transparent balloon you used to blow & play with as a child.
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edifis people like you are the reason India's population is 1.2 Billion :P
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What is condom?
Pajju only buys 3 in 1Pack.....
Uses 1 at night, dries it in the sun during the day and then uses it again at night ;-)
Uses the other 1 as baloon.
& chew the last 1 as bubble gum!!!
Didn't get the joke :(
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Thats good one.
yes sonam .. wife GF and mistress :P
lol pajju............................ i cant stop laughing, I still say 1 Pack condom for BAJJU ;)
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MJ yes am boring u know :P
lol Pajju... bored huh.. :P
sonaam better u say 1 Pack condom for nepali babu :P
lol Uk .. how can i sit 4 chairs away from u ... no never :)
1 Pack condom for Ramada Car Park wala ;)
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And stop buying 1 Pack condoms :P
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Nah Pajju, After this thread, I am getting a bit worried about you. You will only be invited to my gathering if you do the following.
1. don't call me dear when you see me.
2. Do not try to hug me and rub your fingers on my back.
3. Sit atleast 4 chairs aways from me
4. Be in possesion of a valid Qatari card, so if you do any of the above I can report you for hasseling me.
5. And don't even think of showing up in your lungi..
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lol WK . i stopped my all secret with u :P
Hmm 3 pack is enough once in a week after dancing on the floor
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lol pajju... good one ;)
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lol Uk ...ok next gatherin :)
Oh comeon people, Pajju only buys 1 Pack.....
Uses it at night, dries it in the sun during the day and then uses it again at night ;-)
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Nah Pajju please don't PM me I am straight..lol
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Uk its secret i will PM u :P
Nah Pajju I only need the 3 pack..
Why did you get the 15 pack Pajju?
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Uk here is 5 out of 15 :)
yep Pajju still have 9 out of 12 left?
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loool nice one Bajju !
lol snessy i know wat u meant :P lol and :((((
now wait for the 30 pcs per pack...lolzzzzzz
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LOL Pajju, did you get the 12 pack?
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lol guys :)
hahhaha lollzzz pajju ji which one do u buy???? :) :) :)
Naye dost banane ki aadat hain hume, Apni alag pehchan banane ke aadat hain hume,Chahe koi kitna bhi zakhm de, Phir bhi muskurane ke aadat hain hume
ha ha niceone pajju
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