Really Stupid Questions
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups?
Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?
How come there's a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?
Why don't black guys get white tattoos?
Can't the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?
Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?
Do the people who say "God darn it" really think God darns?
If a job is cancelled, do hit men get a kill fee?
When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
Have fun guyss. :)
Sounds Realistic.