MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
This is for the women who have a sense of humour and who can handle it ... And to the men who will enjoy reading about facts of life.
"Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes".. it is quite true..
Hail to all men out there. This post just proves how cool and easy-go-lucky men are.
Interesting :))
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/739539
Newton Hilal wala guzara kai kho dumra kha na de sumra che fees akhlee. Chouifat ke sifarash sara zamung darkhawast mukhke shwe deh.
Doha Montesori kha school deh kho nor zayoona ke hum koshish kawa.
Hey good one Whyte. Missed out this one...
No...the rules are same. But there is no "Flag as Offensive" Option right now. So we were just taking advantage of that. :P
has the rules changed for posts?
Newton in Al Nuaija/Hilal? ao ka West Bay wala?
I applied in Doha Montessori & British School March last year...for September Session this year, still on waiting list :(
Filhal Chouifat ow Newton kay chances ishtay. The rest have no room.
best of luck :-)
kam school ke?
Best of Luck nomad...em going through the same. :(
Mala dua ukay, za warro addmission da para rawanyum. sakht khwar shum addmissions passe.
Good day, everyone.
ha ha ha, True friends.......who needs enemies then:-P
site vs website.... LOLzzzz
Sorry, you worked on which website??
stop calling me free, for the first time in a year i spend three days working on site ;)
Come on, Qatar is the land of free people. QL is the best example of a free society, you know what I mean ;)
this is worth reading..thanks for posting...
That nephew is as free as I am.....the only difference is that he gets paid for his free time, em not :(
Hard working boys!!!
Nothing, I guess . My QL nephew, the one who calls me trore.
lol
thank you guyz, u made my breakfast ;)
hahahaha.. WK..
u were born lucky indeed..
nomad...and what does your nephew do apart from QL(ing)?
Yep, WK thats the best part. We men don't have to worry about bitching and backstabbing amongst our male friends :)
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Khattak, I woke up early to find you and my nephew already hard at wrok.. You guys make me proud. :))
:))
Wow, This post makes me proud of woman-kind. We are smart, tidy, civilized and organized creatures.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY....LOLzzzzz