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mathboy
By mathboy

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain..."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

By gudone• 19 Apr 2010 15:53
gudone

is it really true

By mathboy• 19 Apr 2010 15:15
mathboy

Khattak, In this case, it is man's brain!

Mehnis, You are provoking a deep thinking...

By Mehnis• 19 Apr 2010 13:57
Mehnis

Not surprising that you could have worn out and overused female ones almost every time you check. While most male brains could be in pristine condition almost like new because it has been used for the actual purpose the brain has been created for.

By Visper• 19 Apr 2010 13:45
Visper

hahahaha.. okie dokie.. funny and true.. :))

By drmana• 19 Apr 2010 13:20
drmana

:-)

By KHATTAK• 19 Apr 2010 13:14
KHATTAK

Good that you changed the PaThan's brain with the female one ;)

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