World's Shortest Fairy Tale...‏

mathboy
By mathboy

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

By anonymous• 2 May 2010 19:13
anonymous

haha nice :D

By suzain• 30 Apr 2010 17:20
suzain

lolzzz gud one...

By Visper• 30 Apr 2010 14:00
Visper

LOL.. So the girl is not me.. :P

By mathboy• 30 Apr 2010 13:58
mathboy

The girl regretted her decision. Went to the guy and begged for forgiveness, cleaned his house, washed his socks, cooked a delicious meal, begged for marriage and...

Eventually guy said, 'NO!'

By Visper• 30 Apr 2010 12:39
Visper

i hate dust in my window,i can't see sunshine in early mornings :)

By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Apr 2010 12:35
t_coffee_or_me

lol sunshine in the window

By Visper• 30 Apr 2010 12:33
Visper

now,i already believe that girl was me.. :)

clean home... no dirty clothes, breakfast,lunch, snack and dinner homemade menu.. flower garden, sunshine in the window...

By anonymous• 30 Apr 2010 12:30
anonymous

mathboy, i dont believe on own made stories... :)

girl died of hunger, got punishment by saying 'NO'!

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 12:28
Khawaga

Visper: and the girl lived happily in a house that was always clean.

By Visper• 30 Apr 2010 12:26
Visper

How about the girl??

By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Apr 2010 11:58
t_coffee_or_me

Thanks Khawaga

By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Apr 2010 11:58
t_coffee_or_me

What time you going to Dhakhira beach

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:57
Khawaga

t_coffee: excellent! Well done!

By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Apr 2010 11:55
t_coffee_or_me

We are all foreigners over here

By anonymous• 30 Apr 2010 11:54
anonymous

edifis...you pervert! :)

By mathboy• 30 Apr 2010 11:54
mathboy

Who doesn't edifis!

By edifis• 30 Apr 2010 11:53
edifis

I like the cameltoes only.

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:50
Khawaga

I've never had camel before. I'd totally try it.

By eliashamzo• 30 Apr 2010 11:50
eliashamzo

hehehe nice one ...

best story ever ...

By mathboy• 30 Apr 2010 11:50
mathboy

Khawaga, I am suffering with long-term memory loss... Still I vaguely remember that you said your name was Khawanga..not Khawaga... I think the place was too noisy.. my fault...

By DaRuDe• 30 Apr 2010 11:44
DaRuDe

was awesome and its milk too :D

and am thinking about making his QL social secretary :D

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:43
Khawaga

DaRuDe: When did WK become my social secretary??

How was the camel?

By DaRuDe• 30 Apr 2010 11:38
DaRuDe

Damn you then. well had to go and tear a camel for dinner.so didnt show up.

lets see if you can join us this monday night. will send you invitation through WK or PM

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:37
Khawaga

DaRuDe: what happened to you last night? I was hoping to meet you for a beer.

By DaRuDe• 30 Apr 2010 11:31
DaRuDe

???

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:29
Khawaga

mathboy: cute. Nice try. But I was Khawaga then and I'm still Khawaga.

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:23
Khawaga

Calling me by another girl's name? No wonder we broke up!! lol

By anonymous• 30 Apr 2010 11:20
anonymous

I know...but Khawanga sounds better... Aaaayyyy khaaawanga! :)

By mathboy• 30 Apr 2010 11:16
mathboy

Khawaga, I vaguely remember.. it was back in 2003.. no 2001... your name then was...

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:15
Khawaga

So sad, Gica! Not only do you not remember our relationship, you even got my name wrong!!

By anonymous• 30 Apr 2010 11:06
anonymous

Khawanga, it's impossible, I would remebered you...

By Khawaga• 30 Apr 2010 11:05
Khawaga

Wait.. drank a lot, left the toilet seat up, farted whenever he wanted and left dirty clothes all over? I think I dated this guy...

By Wings Of Fire• 30 Apr 2010 10:55
Wings Of Fire

He also left his socks,Soiled cloths where ever he wanted.He smoked when ever he wanted.....he he he

MB Nice fairy tale ;-)

By gudone• 30 Apr 2010 10:48
gudone

very short!!!

By anonymous• 30 Apr 2010 10:46
anonymous

My favourite fairy tale!

By FlyingAce• 30 Apr 2010 10:27
FlyingAce

Nice one :)

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