ATM withdrawal procedure
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine. !
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Looks like you did not smile a trillion times Rizks. Atleast afford one now. but so many words of admiration my dear friend?? Looks like my comments are cooking your 'goose'!!!!!!!!!!
@ avvid, we always treat men dearly ;)
avvid...what do you mean 'women may treat men better'...they always do....:)
we should stop making fun of them. Women may treat men better. : O
man can't live without woman..so better accept the irony :P
Why do we still wanna go out with them? The ultimate irony.
i have seen ladies doing a lot of errors while parking and when u wait behind them or honk them they give u an angry look as if u are responsible for their mistakes
Anti-female sentiments are being spread fast :-)
ajmani, u have missed the thread on FACTS ABOUT MEN/WOMEN yesterday...just search it..u will enjoy..lol
LOL, just read one for the men (with women wish-list) and here is another one for women! What's happening?
I think i missed this when it was posted for trillion times..lol
Nice and funny..
LOL Mehnis chup be mangoose....:)
anywayz funny to read it again..:)
Mehnis you old, shabby, stinky, goose....lol
this was posted a trillon times on QL.
Mehnis... you for sure missed the smiley at the end of my post... no need for the sorry, anytime with me (until asked for)...:)
Sorry Happy did not know it. Posted it just for a few smirks from men and a few wry smiles from women
Have read it earlier on QL, didn't enjoy reading it now and wouldn't like to read again in future...:)
Lol! Never follow a lady in an ATM machine!