WTH do you do when.......

Khawaga...where were you?...off line so long :(

Smoke is a purse-holder! Hahahahahhaha!!!!

Thats a cool idea...I will ask my woman to get me my underwear... I am not very good with colours..:(

Ok, even I don't want to discuss about my imaginary well chiseled biceps. I'm a modest guy after all !!!!

Pajju let go .....not worth the hassle...

huh?

who is queen dee now ? :P Rania ? :)

who's ice maiden?! anywho deepb haha i wouldn't discuss any other man's "biceps" okay this "biceps" thing will turn into "or something" thread i suppose LOL

ICE MAIDEN you are SO right!!! 100% with you, that is so true.

High Five girl!!!! Enjoyed your comment!!!

Ah, ok.. in that case... Guilty as charged :P

Smoke what is the big deal about it. Grow up you have been doing this all your life with your Mom, Sis, GFs etc. Now what is the problem if your wife asks for it......!!!

haha no deepb i meant if he gives his head for her a** maybe some hair will grow tsk tsk not nice :P

wtf? It's a wonderful set of biceps.... What were you thinking about dee?

ok deepb that was disgusting lol

rizks you idiot - it's as.set, the words to be removed are as not et... tch tch...

deepb show me ur a$$.ets ! :(

SMN, just sit in the corner for a while and lemme think abt it ?

lol, so much love for me. Yes, I know I have a fantastic set.

Wrong SmokE !

My Head is slippery but my back is hairy....:)

let me get this straight, rizks are you an ass or a dog? :D

Who are THEY? :P

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

Rizks your head and behind are like two sides of the same coin :P

lol, help the poor thing out rizks. Maybe if your head was her behind, it would get some hair growth !

My Head remains on my Head only and not in anyones bee-hind....:(

LOL M.E chillax...this is a "Smoke" thread..everyone is remains Kool here :)

Now about those wedding bells...How long did it take your love to find the dress? And how many months notice did he have to give for your approval?

Why is your ass that good looking? I suggest borrowing Rizk's head for your ass, as it's smooth and he wouldn't mind having it behind you.

Can I borrow your face for a while my ass is on vacation?

Pfffttt!

Don't you dare fooling around with my ideas!

I wish there was a vaccine against your stupidity.

deepb and Da tooo :P

lol deepb !!

Khanan along with his gang....:)

You poda rizks, Pajju is the only ass on QL. If you use Ass word here, khannan will come running !

OMG, you get your knickers in a twist because you are holding your wife's handbag??? That is too funny!

If that makes you feel weird, you got a lot to learn!

flor it's nice to know what men love in my case it's my husband so yes his wild imagination helps coz im sure then i'll be wearing something he loves to see on me :D

deepb i think she is callin you....

You sick ass!

No my man will wear the tux, I will pick it though. :)

He wants me too. Because he picked my dress. :)

No deepb, the groom will RUbb....:)

No, the groom will wear the rubbs... duh!

and your groom will wear the gown?? :-P

Yes! I did! :)

Matter of fact, I am so inlove. :)

Wait a min... you talking bout you wearing a tux??

Thread tomorrow. Def!

Dress, decoration, suit (tuxedo), cake, cards, food and place; everything right?

M.E Really !!

Have u selected anyone ?

Did u check my profile....lol

I want to get married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Handbags, Condom shopping, and lingeries:)

embarssing in the begining..:):P

what are you waiting on... yalla well start a new thread for you tomorrow... "Proposal wanted" ;-)

loool:)

M.E perhaps you should have a sit down with Mrs. Smoke...she might be able to convince you that having a husband is not all that great. :P

nope it gets better :P

Aghhhhh...I want to get married!

LOL Deepb i was about to post something along those lines as well. But then Its Khanan the rabbit...making kids left right and center!

Yes, it gets "less hard" as you age Khannan...... Wait what are we talking about?

Bro don't think I've neglected you, I'm just thinking of a plan... Payback's a biyatch!!! :-D

smoke... this is love in actual form...... My girl friend always tell me to hold her handbag.... :)

Lol!

smoke, get your wife a car. You're supposed to stay at home and watch sports while she goes shopping.

my hubby helps with my lingerie, his imagination goes wild so its helpful :D

Oh just tuck it under your arm and hold it tight and appear nonchalant. I did that once when I happened to be in a similar situation. A folded handbag tucked under your arm goes out-of-shape and is hardly noticeable.

be a proud husband, dont roam around just stay outside the ladies changing room, demonstrate

This is the beauty of marriage........ ;)

My husband always asks me which underwear I think he should get....I think it's his attempt at romance.

dont go with your wife or tell your wife not to carry a hand bag :)

tea pot posture? lol

tip me over and pour me out...

I usually stand in a tea pot posture and dangle the handbag from my right arm..

Works for me!

you'll end-up in the changing room with your wallet in her big bag! Lol!

Though it does get a bit nervy sometimes tagging behind my wife in women's sections and she does the disappearing act with loads of lingerie, skirts and t's wrapped around my hands and shoulders because I cannot put them in the basket as she has not decided what to buy. I get lots of smiles and grins from other women in there for they understand what I am going through.

The worst is when she wants me to buy something for her without accompanying me. I have to go through loads of women clothing trying to find the exact stuff she wants. At these time I just ask the sales girls to help me.

Wrong thread khayyam, go here ---> http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1123881

LOL flor didnt you read that joke about afghan women walking behind the afghani men so they dont get blown up through the landmines? same practice only roles reversed.

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with that big handbag following Mrs Smoke while choosing some meat to buy! But why a kilometer-away from her? Lol!

Smoke, the supermarkets are still better off... I had to go into one of those small shops and ask for it.....

lol

just take it as a tough challenge being a married ;)

smoke haha what's wrong in being with us while picking lingerie? deepb OMG condoms is another story haha

Christ the tampon nightmare again! "I want that one on the top shelf" "So? take it" "i cant reach" "like hell you can't woman!"

Well done Mrs Smoke ;)

Smoke, next time grab a shopping basket and put the handbag inside! Then it will look as if you are buying a handbag.

And stop moaning, this is JUST the beginning! I will give her loads more tips next time I see her ;) :P

No! Its just NOT a MANly thing to be doing. oh AND we do not ask your opinion when picking out our underwear...so there's NO WAY I'm giving my opinion on sexy lingerie...just buy the damn thing and lets GOOOOOOO!

Buying tampons, been there done that. Harder to keep a straight face than when asking for condoms....

Awww...its called love in its "actual" form. And as you get older and deeper into your marriage you will realise that the "bollywood" version of love is just rubbish.

It's these "little" things that matter....holding the dreaded ladies handbag, or like Mehnis said being dumped with clothes on your shoulder, being sent to the grocery store again second time in a row cos she forgot that small but very essential item on her list.

Men generally never mouth 'I love you' but when they check to make sure the car is OK, the petrol full, the tyres are not flat...or when they call up to make sure you've reached the office safe although it's only a 2 min drive from home...or when they make that yucky tasting coffee because their better half is having a headache or not well...then you know...that they really love you.

Welcome to married life...hope yours is as blessed and happy as mine is.

Olive.. would you like some stockings with those tampons? : )

oh God, now i realize how my husband would have felt when i did the same and turned up after like 45 mins :P

but yeah idea of putting on the shelf and standing nearby is great. so next time when my Mr. makes an excuse holding my handbag i'll give him this suggestion..

am PREpared.. :)

aw..sweet. it really depends on how you hold the handbag really and if you flip your fingers while holding it then that's another story..but other than that personally..it's kinda sweet to see a man holding a woman's handbag..nyar.

hubby offers to hold my handbag for me..he can't be bothered..

I tell him to quit his whining and go buy me some tampons while he's waiting.

when i'm shopping hubby offers to hold my bag while i'm trying on something, it's not weird and if people look at you like ur gay or something then probably the hand bag suits you :D unless ur man enough so ppl wouldn't notice the hand bag :P

Avvid are those survival tips or suicidal tips you giving me?

Happens me all the time Smoke. Sometimes her handbag, most times her mobile and the worst is when she picks up clothes and dumps them in my hands and heads off somewhere. I suppose I look damn silly but then these are the labors of marriage. So just grin and bear it.

For more clues look at this:

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1110382

Tell her to leave the handbag in the car, if possible.

If carry any empty plastic bag into your pocket. If she pulls this on you again, walk out of the store, put the handbag in the plastic bag, n walk in like nothing happened. Or tell the attendant in the ladies changing rooms to inform her that you've gone for a smoke, n take your own sweet time smokin'. She can't go anywhere cos you've got her handbag. : )

So cute!

iCE Maiden be my wikipedia on "woman's tricks" please.

Looking up:

1) false tears

2) You dont care about my feelings

3) Do you love me? How much? Why?

4) Say you love me (when I'm on the phone with her in office)

You are still in the "honeymoon" phase of your married life...wait till you enter the next phase....the tricks she will turn to do her bidding.....

you'll understand many of the ways comments are posted here! You are now experiencing what we traveled a long time ago! Lol!

Yes yes PAYBACK i like payback...tell me Guru Colt! :D

so she's one up on you now.. payback time i say :-))

Rules ? For women while shopping? They have their own rules for that! They will do what they feel like and no man in his right mind will object unless he is feeling suicidal.

HA! I knew it....that cunning fox!

I think they allow a max of 3 items... depends on the store though ;-)

Oh yeah and is it like a rule to like take just ONE item with you to the trial room or something? cant you just take all 4 items and check them out at one time?

Hmm Andeee. Now why didnt i think of that? :(

OMFG... you don't her shopping and then it's KAPUT for you :-))

I've been in the situation a lot already, smoke. It's just weird the first time, you get used to it. You just don't get used to the amazing long periods of time that they spend in the trial rooms....

Colt i'm not looking for "ideas" on what to do with a woman's handbag :P Now come up with productive ideas on how NOT to take your wife shopping LOL

Simple.... put it on one of the shelves and stand by real close so that no one nicks it.... everyone will think its part of the display !!!!

of the iceberg. Wait for the forthcoming "weird" situation we as good houseband always be into! Lol!

Deepb if i was standing with my wife holding the damn purse i wouldnt mind..but i was standing there ALONE! Its a very different situation if you ask me.

play a game... give to to the next "acceptable" lady you see and tell her, "ok im from 97.5 F.M. and if can hold onto this for 5mins you automatically enter the draw to win a QAR 500/- gift voucher from Marks & Spencer"... ;-)

Get used to it. Quite common, no need to get freaked out about it. Why would you care what the other women thought about you when your with your wife anyway?

I KNOW you can take it with you to the trial room but one min i'm asked to "hold this for a sec" and next thing i know she's GONE with the WIND!

Welcome to married life Smoke....this is just the beginning *grinning*

I have even seen Men here buying stuff in female lingerie section. Its not a big deal.

Females would think that you are buying gift for someone. Thats what I tell hubby when I make him carry my handbag

:-)

Well first i tried holding it like a briefcase..then i threw it over my shoulder...either way it looked weird :(

to people looking at you weird, just say, "what? you aren't tuned to the latest fashion yet? this is the latest "man-bag" to hit the scene" :-))

you'll get used to it! Lol!

lol.. there are coat holders in the trail room....next time she can hang it their:)

I wish i could colt...sadly i dont have the face to fake it :(

get used to it..

just hold it like a man.. like a shopping/plastic bag. like you bring the garbage out..

dont hold it like a girl or anything else make you look like a sissy

yes colt... i agree wit u

Ladies bags are allowed in the trial rooms smoke.lol

you should just change your walk then and be like, "aww this top is soo pretty"... lmao!!!