Summer Classes for Men at Doha
Must enroll the men folk!
Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER Salwa Road Doha
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, 25th June 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The
Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the a above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
This is for all the guys that can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!
Soniya why not?? If he gets the diploma will he be more an attractive proposition to other women????
I mentioned in my above post at 1:58pm
Well those two are easy. Will take just one session. Some classes are going to be conducted by women and one of them is a beautiful leggy brunette with soulful eyes. She can teach personal hygiene. One distasteful look from her and he will NEVER EVER touch his nose again leave alone picking it.
And colors, well he will start remembering all the colors because he will be seeing rainbows when he sees her.
Easily done birdie
these are the two lessons you missed in your syllabus
1...HOW TO BE COLOUR CONSCIOUS.
they mix up colours, pink, lavender, purple ... all are one colour to them..... Are men colour blind ?
2... NOT TO PICK NOSE, WHILE TALKING TO GUESTS
Birdie please tell what two lessons or do you have anything specific in mind? :0) Maybe I can teach him some new tricks to keep your eyes starry and bewitched all the time.
... so that I can enroll him ?
Yes Soniya she is a sweetheart and whatever I do in life for her is going to be less. If I can keep her happy and laughing then I think my life would be complete.
hmmm..Gud balance between both of u...
Oh she does get angry sometimes Soniya and fumes for sometime but it is ok. Can handle it.
So u've left no option for ur wife to get angry on u??? gud..
Soniya I am not a bad cook either. Can satisfy a few culinary needs. My wife never allows me in the kitchen because she knows I can cook too. Sometimes help in chopping and cutting. No big deal.
lol mehnis...i am sure ur wife isn't aware of it or else she will stop cooking...
Class 12 is interesting hmmmm
Lesson 12 Soniya. I have tooooooo much experience in that and experience trauma .
Learning how to Agree - nodding of head in affirmation when asked weight questions, in-laws questions etc.
Mehnis, i m very bad at guessing....
go for class 12 and i will enroll for class 13 :-)
rofl the birdie..
Hey Soniya I am the one who is conducting one class. Guess which one??
I wish to send my hubby, in case you can add more syllabus
1...HOW TO BE COLOUR CONSCIOUS.
they mix up colours, pink, lavender, purple ... all are one colour to them..... Are men colour blind ?
2... NOT TO PICK NOSE, WHILE TALKING TO GUESTS
lol..lol
LOL :):)
mehnis, i would really take ur advise first before enrolling my hubby...so when r u joining???
lo soniya i too tght the same way .
Touché!
I really got serious before opening this thread and thought to enroll my hubby..lol...But now WON'T...
i wish all men should participate in this class.