where babies come from?

hardcoreman
By hardcoreman

What do you tell a very young child who asks where babies come from?

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 16:03
Visper

V is for Virth Canal.. Where NB pass through in a unique motion.. :)

By FlyingAce• 9 Jul 2010 16:03
FlyingAce

Visper, are u sure to break it with hammer, bcz if edifis did what you said, then straight to the hospital....

By FathimaH• 9 Jul 2010 15:56
FathimaH

"God created you" if she's over 7 the truth,the whole truth & nothing but the truth! IMO =)

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 14:10
Rating: 4/5
Visper

Ask WK LP.. no idea..

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 14:06
anonymous

Was that WK, Visper?

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 14:05
Visper

Broke it.. with hammer.. :P

By edifis• 9 Jul 2010 14:02
edifis

So sad! What problem? Suction not working?

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 13:58
Visper

hahahaha.. vacuum cleaner is under repair.. :P

By edifis• 9 Jul 2010 13:57
edifis

Visper I like vacuum cleaners very much! I have a flute. Sometimes I blow the flute using the vacuum cleaner. How do you use yours?

By FlyingAce• 9 Jul 2010 13:52
FlyingAce

Visper, should i lock your answer.... :D

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 13:50
Visper

i'm sure it vacuum.. :P

By edifis• 9 Jul 2010 13:49
edifis

So babies come from a Vacuum cleaner?

By FlyingAce• 9 Jul 2010 13:46
FlyingAce

Visper, Vacum..... naaaaaaaa, it is something else ;)

By Alexa2• 9 Jul 2010 13:44
Alexa2

Qatar Living is getting stranger and stranger ;)

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 13:35
Visper

hahaha.. Vacuum :P

By FlyingAce• 9 Jul 2010 13:30
Rating: 2/5
FlyingAce

edifis, come on (V) stands for Visper and one more thing...... ;)

By edifis• 9 Jul 2010 13:27
edifis

Visper what is the V?

V stands for Visper I think!

By FlyingAce• 9 Jul 2010 13:17
FlyingAce

Sugar Qtr, i totally forgot to add the source.... any ways thank you for reminding me...... :)

By Sugar Qtr• 9 Jul 2010 13:12
Sugar Qtr

what a great question to start our Friday with lol ,, interesting responses though.

saadm80 at least you could add the source of information. But I can do it for you:

http://pregnancy.about.com/cs/secondpregnancy/a/babiescomefrom.htm

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 12:41
anonymous

Your general knowledge is stunning, brit. Hats off.

By britexpat• 9 Jul 2010 12:40
britexpat

Yes,Highlander was a great film :O)

There can be only One!

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 12:37
anonymous

Brit, but there can only be one.

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 12:36
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

That's one of the easiest question, globe traveller. a black hole is the LAST state of any mass greater than 1.4 solar masses (Chandrasekhar's limit, Nobel Prize for the calculation, from India)and it distorts the space-time continuum to such an extend that even time stops.

By britexpat• 9 Jul 2010 12:36
britexpat

Not exactly equal rights. We have to launch millions of little swimmers and hope that at least one has the strength to reach the female egg :O(

By Globe-traveller• 9 Jul 2010 12:33
Rating: 2/5
Globe-traveller

heard somwhere...

Men are Mars, women from Venus..and kids are from black holes - not sure if that will work...

kids might turn back n say "daddy whats a black hole"...its bigger problem then....

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 12:14
Visper

TY for enlightening me LP.. That there's still equality bet men and women..

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 12:09
anonymous

You got it, Visper. The egg is useless without a sperm, the sperm is useless without an egg. Finally, equal rights for men and women.

By Visper• 9 Jul 2010 12:04
Rating: 3/5
Visper

babies came from the womb of their mothers.. give them birth thru normal delivery (V of mother) or ceasarian section after 9 months. babies are formed because of their parents union (sperm and egg)..

Early education for the young ones is preferred.. :)

By Elegance• 9 Jul 2010 11:25
Elegance

Ok, "baby" is done. Now what about the monthly periods..? God made the woman....and.. speechless after that....

By drmana• 9 Jul 2010 11:18
drmana

Lol LP, Will wait baby for my to grow up now :-)

By edifis• 9 Jul 2010 11:13
edifis

Brought by a stork!

By asif_khan• 9 Jul 2010 11:10
Rating: 4/5
asif_khan

god sent u kids via beautiful fairies

By ghazalz• 9 Jul 2010 11:10
ghazalz

Ice Maiden, you like Quadruplets ;))

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 11:10
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

I think you are still way too young, drmana. Wait until you're grown up.

By drmana• 9 Jul 2010 11:08
drmana

Lol LP, How is that??

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 11:07
anonymous

It depends on your religion, drmana, where babies come from.

By Ice Maiden• 9 Jul 2010 11:05
Ice Maiden

oops multiple post

By Ice Maiden• 9 Jul 2010 11:05
Ice Maiden

oops multiple post

By Ice Maiden• 9 Jul 2010 11:04
Ice Maiden

oops multiple post

By drmana• 9 Jul 2010 11:01
drmana

Tough question, let me too know the answer if anyone has one :-)

By ghazalz• 9 Jul 2010 10:54
ghazalz

:))

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 10:53
anonymous

That's called "Twins", ghazal.

By ghazalz• 9 Jul 2010 10:50
Rating: 3/5
ghazalz

and sometimes Carrefour offers... buy one get one free ;)

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 10:44
anonymous

They would have big families, ghazalz. As they do, indeed.

By Ice Maiden• 9 Jul 2010 10:44
Ice Maiden

aaah....that dreaded question.

If he is quite young you can tell him that God blessed Mum & Dad with a baby. The safest place would be Mummy's tummy so the baby could have food and energy for growth.

If detailed questions are asked try to answer along the same line of thought. Although it may be uncomfortable, do not avoid answering the question.

By ghazalz• 9 Jul 2010 10:43
Rating: 4/5
ghazalz

What would happen if they demand one on each sale season ;)

By anonymous• 9 Jul 2010 10:24
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

The easiest would be to tell them they were on sale at Carrefour.

By FlyingAce• 9 Jul 2010 09:32
Rating: 3/5
FlyingAce

The key to answering this question is to find out what exactly the child wants to know and answering them in an age appropriate manner. For example, while the words of the three year old and the six year old might be the same but they might really have different questions.

For eg... The three year old might simply want to know where you picked up his or her new baby brother, while the six year might want to know how the baby got in there, which doesn't necessarily mean how it got in there.

By soniya• 9 Jul 2010 08:16
Rating: 3/5
soniya

I'ld say GOD has send YOU (to a baby) here on earth and the safest place to live for 9months is inside ur MOM's womb...

By Elegance• 9 Jul 2010 08:10
Rating: 5/5
Elegance

God puts your Dad's half and Mummy's half together...It needs a place to grow for 9 1/2 months.The safest place is Mummy's tummy....

By yv2r• 9 Jul 2010 06:44
yv2r

such questions from kids

By lemontree• 9 Jul 2010 02:37
Rating: 5/5
lemontree

babies fall from a lemontree...when a hardcoreman and woman sit under its shade

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