You Know You're Canadian When...
Not to be outdone by the Brits...
You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
You know what it means to be on pogey.
You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"
You can drink legally while still a teen.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!
Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
Very funny and true!
You know you are Canadian when ...
- You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans
not only do i get to be Canadian, I get to drink Canadian!
(psst, it's beer, lol)
You know you are Canadian when
-You think -20 C is mild weather.
-You are excited whenever an American tv show mentions Canada
-You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children or the elderly"
Sure, polite as long as your sober :P
Actually, deepb, it's quite the opposite. Everyone thinks we're American until they realize that we are actually quite polite!
Those cooky Canadians always pretending to be Americans till hockey gets mentioned...
drmana, consider that as part of my welcome for you! :)
Lol mj, you saved me an effort to google :-))
drmana,
"homo milk = homogenized milk
serviette = a table napkin
poutine = Poutine is a dish consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curd, covered with brown gravy and sometimes additional ingredients.
Robertson screwdriver = A type of screwdriver having a square tip, designed to drive a Robertson screw."
damn, I love Google!
@drmana....use google yaar :D
Olive and QS not around :P
Homo Milk ?
which Milk is this ? :(
and you never go to any world event if the US is going ;-))
Homo Milk, serviette, poutine, pogey, Robertson screwdriver .......What are those? English is really a difficult language :-(
Oh! I just saw the British one. I didn't see all the other threads on a similar topic. Too funny!