My Kaamvaali.....

kaamvaali
By kaamvaali

A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother in the village one day. While playing with her toys in her bedroom and while grandma was dusting furniture, she looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a Kaamvaali?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my Kaamvaali. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV programs keep me company and make me feel so good."

"The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my Kaamvaali." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the door. When she opened the door, there stood her mother. The mother said, "Hello dear, is your grandma home?"

The little girl replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her Kaamvaali."

By bawaqar• 30 Aug 2010 01:33
bawaqar

hey roy, come on; she is letting us know her preferences and orientations.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!

By roy_dig• 30 Aug 2010 01:03
roy_dig

The little girl replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her Kaamvaali."

Hey Kaamvaali, nice to see that Grandma was BANGING you :P

I suggest you that its time to move on and look for some kaamvaala instead of Grandma ;)

By FlyingAce• 30 Aug 2010 00:34
FlyingAce

how about "kaamwala" jokes... ;)

By bawaqar• 30 Aug 2010 00:24
bawaqar

Guys, it looks like that this "kaamvaali" craves attention and that's exactly she (or he) is getting from you people.

I think the best punishment for her bad joke is to ignore her or her jokes.

By gudone• 29 Aug 2010 19:14
gudone

oh wat a joke... common yaar bring som change.. now i hate the word "KAAMVAALI"

By epicurean• 29 Aug 2010 19:10
epicurean

saeedkan said "the climax looks odd...could have been more good..:-)" Yeah. That's what SHE said!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

By No_Good_Thing_Dies• 29 Aug 2010 19:07
No_Good_Thing_Dies

oops...I couldn't understand these Kaamvaali jokes. Need a translator please :)

By FlyingAce• 29 Aug 2010 19:02
FlyingAce

looks like grandma, had to finish her frustration.....

By drmana• 29 Aug 2010 18:52
drmana

Its been "Nonsense posts" day in QL....nothing interesting.

By ghazalz• 29 Aug 2010 18:50
ghazalz

Kaamvaali pl. aik kaam kijiye, rewrite some lines to make it funny ;)

By soniya• 29 Aug 2010 18:50
soniya

drmana, the OP has lost her mind...we can't help her anymore..

By drmana• 29 Aug 2010 18:47
drmana

You are replacing the actual words with "kaamvali" to suit yourself and killing the joke.

This is just nonsense.

By soniya• 29 Aug 2010 18:29
soniya

Ah! another PJ...

By perfectStranger• 29 Aug 2010 01:43
perfectStranger

Lesbo...

By ARSH ALI• 29 Aug 2010 00:56
ARSH ALI

lool i m ur fan frm nw on :D

By bawaqar• 29 Aug 2010 00:33
bawaqar

someone created this account 4 days ago to spook all of us, by making sick jokes.

By Colt45• 29 Aug 2010 00:24
Colt45

i check details before propositioning :-P

By snessy• 29 Aug 2010 00:22
snessy

Crikey, I assumed Kaamvali was a man, I thought Colt had started batting for the other team...

By Colt45• 29 Aug 2010 00:20
Colt45

send me a pic of yourself, will decide accordingly :-P

By anonymous• 29 Aug 2010 00:20
anonymous

Colt are you volunteering :P

By Colt45• 29 Aug 2010 00:19
Colt45

you needa get laid :-P

By gdbls• 29 Aug 2010 00:18
gdbls

how stuppid

By snessy• 29 Aug 2010 00:14
snessy

No disrespect, but your jokes are sh*te :-(

By anonymous• 29 Aug 2010 00:14
anonymous

Someone give some kaam to this kaamvaali :(

By bawaqar• 29 Aug 2010 00:04
bawaqar

Something is wrong with this "kaamvaali"

:):):):)

By Colt45• 28 Aug 2010 23:41
Colt45

you got that twisted... "grandmother" banging the kaamvaali?

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