CONTROLLED DIET FOR LADIES

1. A lady goes to a doctor
Lady – Doctor I am have put on lot of weight. Can you prescribe some medicine so I can slim down?
Doctor – Madam there is no medicine, but you can reduce your weight by exercise.
Lady – Ok Doctor, what exercise I should do? Tell me some simple one
Doctor – Just keep your hand straight and turn you face left and right
Lady – Very simple, Can I reduce my weight by this simple exercise
Doctor – Sure, but you have to do this exercise when someone offers you food.

2. A lady goes to a doctor
Lady – Doctor I have put on lot of weight, can you prescribe some medicine so that I can slim down?
Doctor – Madam, there is no medicine, but with controlled diet, you can reduce your weight
Lady – What is controlled diet?
Doctor – During dinner, you take just raw vegetables, an apple and carrot juice.
Lady – Fine doctor, I will try this
Doctor – OK, thanks

After few minutes, the lady again comes back to doctor
Doctor, you did not tell me whether I should take this controlled diet before the dinner or after.