* Rajanikant Mania *

Rizks
By Rizks

The future SuperMan with Super Powers !

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is...:(

Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@ rajinikanth.com

Rajinikanth can drown a fish...:(

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes

Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone

Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day...:(

Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret

Rajinikanth killed the dead sea

Rajinikanth can divide by zero

Rajinikanth wears an underwear up of his innerwear...:(

Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down

Rajinikanth never comes late, he arrives always as 'the latest'.

Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin

PS: If posted B4, then hmmm... WHO CARES ? :(

By drmana• 15 Oct 2010 20:14
drmana

And Sunny Deol caused earthquakes by stomping his feet while dancing in one of the songs of that movie Jeet :-(

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 18:48
anonymous

Are you kidding me??

It had the best dialogue ever.. EVER :P

Kaajal tumhare aur mere beech me jo aaya wo gaya, Laashein beecha dunga laasheinnnnn :P

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 18:14
anonymous

His best movies are Ghatak, Ghayal, Damini & Jeet.. In that order.. Nothing comes close to those movies..

Such romantic dialogues like

Cheer Dunga Faad dunga Saale!!!!!

Balwant Rai ke KUTTEEEEE

Saaton ke saat marunga, sabko ek saath maarunga

And many more classics..

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 18:10
anonymous

Soniya it was Jo bole sonihaal.. Was a bit of a headache that movie :P

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 18:09
anonymous

His action speaks louder than any words :P

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 18:09
soniya

WK, don't u think so that the movie on FBI(what was the name of that movie yaar which starred shilpa and kamal khan)was a JOKE actually...i couldn't stop laughing at the entire section of that movie..

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 18:07
soniya

LOL WK..

Now that's absolutely hilarious to have your comment on this part....

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 18:02
anonymous

What to comment??

There is no argument.. SUNNY PAAJI RULES!!!!!

Even after all the crazy stunts, Rajnikanth never defeated entire Pakistan Army in a movie or entire FBI in another.. No match for SUNNY's powers.

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:59
soniya

lol tinker..

yeah really, i can't see his comments now...:D

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 17:54
afrinnabees

Soniya tats the reason he is gone out to collect some males to support him..

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:53
soniya

Hey really tinker??? never mind..i won't disappoint all of u..:P

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:52
soniya

WK would feel to hide his face somewhere now cos we 3 LADIES are leaving no chance to pull his leg..:P

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:49
soniya

tinker, he can even lift up the BOREWELLS..lol

Oh gosh!! his dialogues are quite funny sometimes...(don't feel sad WK).

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 17:48
afrinnabees

like in our Home town we all have only one hero..Rajini....i have visualized people getting into major fights if someone comment bad about his movies....

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 17:46
anonymous

afrin there is only one hero for us in whole of India.. SUNNY PAAJI!!!!!

NO IF, NO BUT... ONLY JATT !!!! :-P

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:45
soniya

WK, yeah we know people in your hometown just knows about DEOL CLAN...lolz

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:44
soniya

Exactly afrin...don't worry tinker...we are FRIENDS forever...like how me and u r..:))

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 17:43
afrinnabees

Wk tats too Cruel..........:(

HMS i forgot to say Thanks to you..Thank u.....

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 17:40
anonymous

In my home town people get beaten up if they mention they like Rajnikanth :(

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 17:35
afrinnabees

Nope soniya i just gave you an explanation..for that movie..i also agree tat in many movies his stunts are unbelievable..but As NGTD said..if he was as same as others he must have gone with air..he proved to be different in his own style(may be believable or unbelievable) he kept up his position in Film Industry....

Tinky..me and Soniya are always friends so no way for a hot air blowing in our area..it is just discussion or explanation going on......

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:29
soniya

afrin, i am not talking about ROBOT specifically..there are other movies too where he has acted bit overly not suiting his style and age...I can't recall the names actually but has seen in bits with english subtitles..just to know why people are crazy behind him..:))

Anyways guys, i am not here to hurt anyone's sentiments...I don't even like many BOLLYWOOD actors..so just CHILLAX now..

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 17:20
afrinnabees

Soniya though i am late to comment..in his movie Robot he is a Robot and you can Expect Artificial Stunts from Robot its a fiction movie like other fictions in Hollywood which we always give a hats off...

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 17:05
soniya

gudone, GOD bless such maniacs..:))

By gudone• 13 Oct 2010 17:01
gudone

... 4 thm its the height of respect (but i feel its toooooooooooo much)

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 16:58
soniya

gudone, i would call it as a height of insanity..thats all!

By gudone• 13 Oct 2010 16:52
gudone

do u know the violence in those places, if any1 teases or makes fun of rajnikanth....

those ppl r very sensitive in these issues... thts y thy creates temples for the heroes....

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 16:47
soniya

snessy, i know why u r dancing on listening the name RAJNI??

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 16:45
soniya

gudone, there are many over here who are not at all a RAJNI's fan..how will you deal with them?? :))

By gudone• 13 Oct 2010 15:10
gudone

lol.. i too lik him. i dont think any rajni fans can tolerate ths

By ghazalz• 13 Oct 2010 15:07
ghazalz

Who is Rajinikanth?

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 14:59
anonymous

Lol Snessy.. Yes it is :P

By snessy• 13 Oct 2010 14:49
snessy

What a lovely name...Rajni

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 13:35
Rizks

ROFL jackmohanlal...

Rajnikant can kill anyone with is killer head....:(

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 12:40
anonymous

Rajni can also bend air...

By _noms_• 13 Oct 2010 12:17
_noms_

SuperMan + SpiderMan + BatMan + HeMan + IronMan = NO-MAN RajaniKant.... !! xD

By sonaam• 13 Oct 2010 10:47
sonaam

Khik Khik Khikkkk.....

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 10:44
soniya

NOpe rizk...

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 10:15
Rizks

Soniya do u like Casper the Friendly ghost cartoon ? :)

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 10:00
soniya

NGTD, i don't like SPIDER or PHANTOM or CATWOMAN movies...:)

My choice is something to watch like GHOST AND THE DARKNESS, JURASSIC PARK few more....

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 09:58
soniya

tinker, i really avoid few bollywood movies too which shows some MONKEY or STUPID stunts which can't be digested easily...I am not into action or toooo much romantic movies..:))

I do like few REGIONAL STARS...But the way RAJNI flungs himself in the sky and does few UNBELIEVABLE STUNTS(though its all camera work), it really annoys me...Nothing personal dear...I liked RAJNI most in the movie HUM..

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 09:50
Rizks

we are talkin here about Rajinikant not any Girl things....:(

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 09:46
hms

okay okay, i got the point now,.

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 09:42
hms

soniya told earlier somewhere that no one can call her as SONI except the one,

By No_Good_Thing_Dies• 13 Oct 2010 09:41
No_Good_Thing_Dies

Why Sonia? Don't u like Spiderman?...I wish I'm a spider man...I love jumping between buildings... :)

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 09:36
soniya

NGTD, i dare not to watch ROBOT..:))

I can't see someone flying up in the air..

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 09:35
soniya

tinker, i even don't appreciate few BUFOONS of bollywood..but get surprised when i see RAJNIKANT doing some abnormal stunts...(don't mind)

By No_Good_Thing_Dies• 13 Oct 2010 09:21
No_Good_Thing_Dies

soniya, in that way, he would've gone in the air like a paper...but, now he is a super star by acting the other way. :)

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 09:15
soniya

tinker, but why does he behave so strangely in all his movies?? why can't he act normal like others?? lol

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 09:14
soniya

Oh, i need few more years to start liking RAJNIKANT...:(

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 09:13
hms

i was joking, i know u are good, generous, good natured, humble and down to earth person, keep it up.

By james is bond• 13 Oct 2010 09:13
james is bond

can rape a girl ... lol

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 09:11
afrinnabees

Hms..i always love to help the needy and i do in my terms...

Tinky..u r right anyone from south will know his movies and his deeds too.........

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 09:08
hms

why dont u become lady rajinikant ?? in terms of good works, lol,

By afrinnabees• 13 Oct 2010 09:07
afrinnabees

Tinky i should thank u for Sharing such grt news abt Rajni ,U r right he is not only a grt actor but also a grt man...he is a good example for many who start showing off and forget the past whn thy get money in their hands..

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 09:06
Rizks

Rajinikant sleeps with his Eyes open...:(

By lawa• 13 Oct 2010 09:05
lawa

you are another version of rajnikant

By soniya• 13 Oct 2010 09:04
soniya

Marvellous...Truly wonderful and hilarious....

Are u a RAJNIKANT fan too??? :))

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 09:02
Rizks

If a scorpion bites Rajinikant, the scorpion will die within seconds....:(

By nite_rider• 13 Oct 2010 09:01
nite_rider

was remake of all Rajnikanth's movies

By _noms_• 13 Oct 2010 08:59
_noms_

Rajnikanth can race with a bullet & save the person its shot on..! he as well can even kick the bullet to divert its aim... lolxx

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:58
Rizks

no Ms.bubbly ! :)

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:57
bubblymom

lol Rizks. you never miss! :p

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:56
hms

thanks.

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:54
Rizks

gloomy tat lingerie's was for you....lol

and tat Red bum monkey was a birthday gift to Colt....:)

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:50
Rizks

i likes Rajinikants style the way he lights the cigratte and throws in his mouth....:)

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:49
hms

yes u are right, everyone should realise that fact, how difficult for poor to get food and shelter these days, all should do the charity work generously.

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:49
bubblymom

lol Rizks, don't you remember we're together when you bought that red arse monkey from souq and you even bought lingeries for her making her look like your dream girl? :)

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:44
Rizks

n*ked moneky ? :(

i think monkeys are always naked by nature ?:(

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:42
bubblymom

lol Rizks. you even mention you will never lie that you love lying beside a N*kEd monkey. :)

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:38
hms

thanks for further info, it is interesting.

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:38
Rizks

gloomy was it lies or flies ? :(

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:36
Rizks

ranishkt hello madame, good morning !

Well i too admire and really love this guy. Rajinikant is my all time favorite actor after i saw his movie Giraftaar with Amitabh...

Its just, i received tat mail and thought of sharing...

No hard feelings to all Rajini fans, though i m too his fan...:)

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:35
bubblymom

no Rizks, you mention before you hate making lies. :)

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:33
Rizks

lol gloomy...

dont u know, i lie at times ?

By ranishkt• 13 Oct 2010 08:32
ranishkt

cmmon rizk why r u getting so against rajni ... if any rajni fans happen to c ur comments .. u r gone ....

well Wutever rajni is a gr8 person & a gr8 actor.... and i admire him ...

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:30
hms

thats why u are here in DOHA, in desert.

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:28
bubblymom

Rizks is such a perv!

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:28
Rizks

what, no affairs ? :(

wish i was in his place with leading ladies....then the scene would be different ? :(

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:28
hms

Please share more info about him, related to charity, it is interesting, and thanks for the info aswell, really now i admire him for this.

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:27
hms

so no more comments now, u dream of bare back only now.

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:26
hms

Oh too much of Rajini kant today, but i only started like him due to charity works as stated by Tinkerbell.

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:25
Rizks

Thanks FS for the pics...

2nd pic with the bare back, made my day....lol

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:24
Rizks

Rajinikant boils EGG's not in a boiling water but he keeps in his hands and due to his body heat the EGG is boiled....:(

By Formatted Soul• 13 Oct 2010 08:24
Formatted Soul

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:24
hms

i am not, LOL,

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:22
bubblymom

yes MJ. we're both blank on this. :p

thanks Tink.

lol hms, don't be so jealous buddy. :)

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:21
Rizks

blue_rose ji, i dont know ? :)

By blue_rose• 13 Oct 2010 08:20
blue_rose

lolz how is the movie robots?

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:19
hms

thanks. no issues

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:19
hms

this is hilarious.

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:18
hms

then he deserves all the credit that he is getting now

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:18
Rizks

lol senti

Rajinikant once scolded a mouse for robbing a cheese from the fridge, so the mouse became sad left Rajini's house and went to Hollywood and became Mickey Mouse.....:)

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:17
hms

i too asked the same question but all are answering to girls only why ???

By Rekha_Balan• 13 Oct 2010 08:15
Rekha_Balan

rajnikant is a famous Indian Actor :) Morning Guys

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:15
hms

why not to me, i too asked the same question ???

By sentibhim• 13 Oct 2010 08:14
sentibhim

Rajanikant is Risk's Good Friend ...

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:14
hms

thanks for the info Tinkerbell, then i admire that person when charity comes into picture.

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:14
Rizks

Rajinikant doesn't use boat to cross a river, he swims like a FISH and can cross Arabian Ocean within minutes....:(

By mjamille28• 13 Oct 2010 08:12
mjamille28

bubbly, we are on the same boat.. :P

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:11
Rizks

Rajinikant is the famous person on the planet Earth.

No one knows him, but he knows each and everyone on this planet....:(

tats his speciality ! :(

By bubblymom• 13 Oct 2010 08:10
bubblymom

Who is Rajinikanth? :(

By mjamille28• 13 Oct 2010 08:09
mjamille28

who is this creature? :P

By hms• 13 Oct 2010 08:08
hms

WHO IS RAJNIKANT by the way ??? Please somebody help me,

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 08:08
Rizks

Rajinikant belives tat he invented light, coz when he sees in anger to any tubelight or blub it glows by itself....:(

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 08:07
anonymous

www.chucknorrisfacts.com, Name changed from Chuck Norris to Rajnikanth for these

By drmana• 13 Oct 2010 07:54
drmana

Rajanikanth has one fault...he can't grow hair in Rizks bald head :-(

By britexpat• 13 Oct 2010 07:54
britexpat

Does Rajnikant wear a Lungi ???

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 07:52
Rizks

Rajinikant first wears shoes and wears socks above it....:(

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 07:49
Rizks

Rajinikant use Wig on his head...but Rizks dont.....:(

By Rev.s• 13 Oct 2010 07:46
Rev.s

Rajnikant caNT use QL... Rizks can : p

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 07:43
Rizks

Rajinikant and Rizks have similar heads....:(

By KHATTAK• 13 Oct 2010 07:42
KHATTAK

LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 07:42
Rizks

Rajinikant can fly in the air with the help of a FLY....:(

By Formatted Soul• 13 Oct 2010 07:42
Formatted Soul

Rajnikanth is a twin brother of Rizks:)

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 07:42
anonymous

any way he is a gr8 actor

By Ajnas• 13 Oct 2010 07:41
Ajnas

even he demands apolopgy from a mosquito

By sentibhim• 13 Oct 2010 07:41
sentibhim

The Only one perfect man in the world RAJANIKANT :P

By Ajnas• 13 Oct 2010 07:41
Ajnas

even he demands apolpgy from a mosquito

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 07:41
anonymous

Rajnikanth can prepare food for 5000 people in one click of chopstick ;}

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 07:41
anonymous

hi hi hi

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 07:40
Rizks

Rajinikant can suck mosquitoes blood and kill it...:(

By Ajnas• 13 Oct 2010 07:39
Ajnas

Rajnikanth can talk with mosquito

LOL

By Mr M.• 13 Oct 2010 07:35
Mr M.

Good stuff! TFS.

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