Santa joke
Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day.
Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to
the delivery day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to anothercity and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues he asks his father -in-law to write “the clock has arrived” and he will understand that the son is born..
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.
Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t know what to do. If he writes “the clock has arrived” Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes “the clock has not arrived” Santa will get worried that something serious hashappened. But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram.
He writes
“The clock has arrived, but the pendulam is missing”
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllz khik khik khik khik very good one .
you seem to have a good supply of non veg jokes mate...
Good one :))
LMAO !!! NICE ONE HOMIE !!!
This joke is 18+, sorry young man :P
Damn.
but Santa is a sacred name and my not be used in vane;-P
LOL....OMG...
LOL....OMG...
Santa and Banta are funny characters, this is not the Catholic Santa. there are hundreds of jokes for Santa and Banta.
OMG, too funny..
LOL @ LincolnPirate. :))
Absolutely offending!! Santa is not married. He is a Catholic and a priest or bishop. Mods, please delete the thread.
That's what you would read here if the joke was about Mohammed, the Prophet.
very nice ^_^
Nice ;)
LOL.............
Oh dear :)