BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

jay.ho
By jay.ho

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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

For instruktions, see bottom applikason.

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1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

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2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

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3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

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4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

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5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

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6.Occupason:

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

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7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

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8. Read #7 agan & anser here: ___

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9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

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10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)

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11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

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12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

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14. Ice seight:

(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_)
Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

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15.Your thumb imparesson :

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)

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PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

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By Lion_King• 22 Oct 2010 08:01
Lion_King

I don't find it funny.......

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2010 07:59
anonymous

This joke was started by Biharis themselves many years back

By chitra sharma• 22 Oct 2010 07:56
chitra sharma

omg it took me some time to read "application form". anyways not good to make fun of other peoples accent.not here to correct anyone but it's the way i feel.

By anonymous• 21 Oct 2010 16:10
anonymous

send this to Lalooooooooo

By sirutp• 21 Oct 2010 11:07
sirutp

not good to make fun on basis of place or religion ..

By cherukkan• 21 Oct 2010 11:02
cherukkan

It is not made by jay.ho. It is only a copy paste of a Bihari joke. I have seen it earlier somewhere in the internet (may be in another forum).

http://jokes.maxabout.com/bihari-jokes/bihar-driving-license/18493

By soniya• 21 Oct 2010 10:49
soniya

It's not at all good and acceptable to make fun of someone's own way of dialect...

By shalini garg• 21 Oct 2010 10:47
shalini garg

see first your pakistan mr.jay ho

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